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ℎ𝑒/ℎ𝑖𝑚 18 horror,creepypasta,slenderverse

[swagophile]

white fantasy authors: okay so white people are from normalsberg and all nonwhite people are from the mysterious mystical kingdom of mystery world where the sands are mystical and weird. and also theyre ugly ass orcs

fantasy readers: this is fucking awesome. this rocks. youre so good at this man

nonwhite fantasy authors: so the knight is a black woman, and there are no orcs,

fantasy readers: okay what the fuck. can we stop bringing contemporary politics into everything. ugh. this sucks. i dont like this

[lesbian-from-next-door-too]

If Project Hail Mary taught us anything it's that forced romance subplots have ruined movies. Too many stories about guys sacrificing themselves to save girls and not enough movies about guys sacrificing themselves to save their cool rock alien friend.

[bakwaaas]

[pangur-and-grim]

my neighbour stopped me when I was taking out my recycling, and said "when I park in front of your driveway and block it, and you leave a note on my car that reads 'please don't block my driveway', it makes me really mad." and I was just nodding like oh okay. yeah? huh.

[pangur-and-grim]

he brought up that I should feel indebted to him bc he ‘cleared my driveway’ with his leaf blower, but what actually happened is that he gathered every leaf from both of our properties and piled it in a calf-high mass at the bottom of my front steps, which I had to wade through to exit my house. I genuinely thought he did this as a calculated attack. it did not occur to me that it was a good deed.

[manichewitz]

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[gl1tchtast1c]

[nineinch-ninch]

nine inch nails: i have a boner!!!! i hate myself!!!! fuck the government!!!! [7 minutes of industrial sound effects mixed with trent reznor moaning like a girl]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[horrorlesbians]

yeah right, he fucking loves me. (youtube link)

[motherrcain]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Carlos Fonseca

[katgecs]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve been awkward and embarrassing

[thus-spoke-dr-sunshine-deactiva]

Disco Elysium is great because while yes you play as a suicidal alcoholic stuck in a city that is going to be bombed in 22 years and interacting with a cast of characters that are doomed to stay exactly where they are until he end of time, it is one of the most hopeful games I have ever played. There are so many lines of dialogue from both Harry and the rest of the cast that boil down to "But life is still beautiful. Life is still beautiful and I'm in it." The world is ending but for now the sun is rising. Maybe things won't change. Maybe the end really is coming. But there is purpose in change. There is a reason to get up in the morning.

Or you can not play he game like that ig go off

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[catchymemes]

[lazyloanshark]

Yeah I'm not letting this stay in the tags. Your thoughts are on my blog now

[seerya]

[an-ant-hill]

i'm on my period and this video made me weep with joy so here u go