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Today's Document
Cosmic Funnies
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Kaledo Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@011ie-mon
i am officially opening commissions!
what i won’t do: emeto, piss, scat, loli, shota
what i am bad at: porn in general, feet, backgrounds
what i am good at: acrobatic poses, portraits
i will do the things i am bad at i’m just warning you that if you want that it will not be my best work.
below the cut are some examples of my work
this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob
Stop Making Psychosis A Villainous Trait Challenge
Stop Making Scars A Sign Of Evil Challenge
Actually, you know what? Stop Using Disability As A Shorthand For Evil Challenge
I saw a fucking bonkers real estate listing once where the shower in the master bathroom was at the top of a flight of stairs and had a window that overlooked the living room. That was so haunting and so surreal, Imagine the orgies occurring in that place in the 1970s. Cuck shower panopticon? Cleaning that place would have been hell on earth.
you need to see these two. The costs are insane
WHERE ARE THESE SUPPOSED BEDROOMS BECAUSE I THINK THEYRE GONE
things could always be worse, I could be from Connecticut
op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again
mutual that blogs on a 1000 long queue is like sending letters in 1700 i put up a piccy of a nice garden and a month later their #ohh so prety reaches me
people who do a PhD are running from something
Yeah it’s called a 9-to-5
Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.
From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky
"make an account to-"
"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
(lying in bed texting my friend) Here's my fifth dissertation in a row on how If I Had Been There I could have been the greatest script doctor of our age and fixed all the prablems. get ready for a sixth one the instant I wake up btw
For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.
June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
happy birthday to the only things ever
And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary
Hey.
The most day ever
they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind
Gatekeeping is so good and important
What's she saying in the photo
do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.
Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.
love that energy
