oh two thomas

02tommy@ao3 ; formerly chaddiecakes@tumblr / ohcaesu@twitter ; see 02bobby@tumblr for no reblogs; he/him/his

[clytemnestraaa]

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[victusinveritas]

[captain-price-returns]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[birds-in-posts]

American woodcock (Scolopax minor)

[xanfeursel]

i love when a bunny looks like this

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[nextlevelsmp3]

[bluemandycat]

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

what should i get at ihop

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

alright.

[brennacedria]

Someone edit this into the DA2 conversation wheel

[swiftrunners]

you got it, boss

[toddsolondz]

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

[redstonedust]

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.