[0303]

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[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[roguesquirrel]

my pre-columbian miis and the art they were based on

[effemimaniac]

bitches want me, and I'm here to remind them that desire is the root of all suffering

[detectivehole]

[holly-warbs]

simple moments observed recently

[0303]

the only thing that makes this comment better is knowing that its in reference to socrates in crito

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[peanutlolxd]

Nirvanna the band the show ruined my life

[gouged-doll]

gao hang, air brush painting

[charseraph]

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[buddygrouse]

last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters

[imsupposedtobestudying-whoops]

it is done, finally.... I thought I'd have to post this without any movie looks, but luckily my local review theatre showed it again for Canada Day! ⭐️🇨🇦💥 In chronological order... kinda... some episodes the boys didn't have matching looks so I occasionally mixed and matched to get as many similar pairs in there! 🎶 🖋

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle