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[0m43-w4]

My weeblish account where I post random quotes and stuff if you're interested:

@weeb-i-guess

[bakwaaas]

does anyone feel overwhelming emotions seeing pictures of their younger self? like that’s me but it isn’t... I love her I wish she knew... I hope she’s proud of me.... I miss her

[incorrectgenshins]

Zhongli: Did you have to stab him?

Childe: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Zhongli: Alright then, what did he say?

Childe: “What are you gonna do, stab me?”

Zhongli:

Childe:

Zhongli, nodding: That’s fair.

[0m43-w4]

I love how this can work in literally any fandom 'cause there's always that one character that's just like this

[0m43-w4]

This just randomly appeared in my head but still-

If Lin and Yue called Aang uncle, shouldn't that mean, that their father is Sokka? Since Katara is married to Aang so that would automatically mean that Katara is their aunt and Aang uncle.

I really need a break with those conspiracy theories.

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

teacher: this is an extremely difficult assignment that absolutely cannot be completed the night before

my procrastinating ass: is that a challenge

[byjove]

I own a book that should not exist.

I collect old books. Mostly turn of the century stuff published between 1870 and 1920. My parents did too. They emassed a collection of books somewhere in the thousands. They got them out of abandoned houses, at auctions, as gifts and at every antique store on the east coast. My dad cleaned out his house after the divorce and I got some of the books. I planned to keep the good ones and hopefully sell some of the ones I didn’t have room for. For the past several days I have been researching the different titles and publishing dates to see how much they’re worth, usually it’s somewhere between $15-$50 so I’m not getting rich off it any time soon. I encountered this book:

Beautiful, right? Screams late Victorian period opulence. Definitely keeping it. I check for an owner’s name or little note on the title page, I love books that were Christmas gifts long ago. Instead I find this:

A gift for a student as an award for her academic success. From either 1875 or 1895. Very fucking cool. I search for the Chatsworth Institute of Baltimore Maryland in hopes that I am holding a significant piece of history in my hands. No such Institute has ever existed in Baltimore, none. Not historically, not currently. There is a Chatsworth school in Maryland but it’s a contemporary public school. I cannot find record of this school anywhere online, there is nothing left behind, it must have been a formal school to afford to give awards. There should be some trace of it. It’s like this book came from an alternate universe.

Let’s go to the title page:

Beautifully illustrated by a W Cunston or W Gunston. Neither name being up anyone. The name of the author of this book is nowhere to be seen. The publisher is London based and mostly published childrens books (including the words of Beatrice Potter) and that is the only concrete fact I can get. Googling “Eilon Manor” and “The Four Sisters” brings up very little. I sift and I find a book called Eilon Manor published in 1863. Like Baptista, it’s an incredibly boring piece of literature for Victorian young women. The author is listed as D. Richard, no first name, no gender, no location. D. Richard does not seem to exist either.

I cannot find any other copies of Baptista a Quiet Story. I cannot find D. Richard or W. Gunston. I cannot find a publishing date on this book. It is truly as though it slipped out from another parallel dimension.

[byjove]

Both of my parents confirmed they’ve never seen this book in their lives, it was not in the house when they moved in, they don’t remember buying it or rescuing it from an abandoned building. They have no idea where it came from. This is me right now:

[dungeonmalcontent]

Do you want warlocks? Because this is how you get warlocks.

[vann-haal]

@simonalkenmayer this seems right up your alley

[simonalkenmayer]

Could be how you get cryptids.

[callmebliss]

Published in 1863.

[mezalea]

so I came to a realization while reading some stuff about ozai. bitchlord had the shortest reign of any firelord ever, but that isn’t the funniest thing yet. it was listed that the most notable victories of his reign was the surrender of omashu and the fall of ba sing se.

both of those were led by azula, not ozai. in short, his fourteen year old mentally unstable daughter did more in ozai’s seven year term than ozai ever did.

do what you want with this information. loserlord, indeed. 

edit: azula may have been officially firelord for about 0.1 seconds but she was the unofficial firelord during ozai’s reign we just didn’t realize it

[0m43-w4]

*playing Minecraft*

Seven: Hey, where are you?

Yoosung, stuck in two block deep hole, sobbing: I don't know.

[0m43-w4]

*Me realising that I posted that post on the wrong blog*: WeLL fUcK🤡

Also if you want more of content like this you should go follow @weeb-i-guess

[0m43-w4]

*playing Minecraft*

Seven: Hey, where are you?

Yoosung, stuck in two block deep hole, sobbing: I don't know.