hi cuties! thanks for coming to my page, i pretty much dump all my hyper fixations on here all at once! i occasionally write some stuff here & there, BUT i love to take requests from people <3
the worst part about being so into jackass is the horrible gender envy why canāt i look like that and act like that and do that why not me why why why why
Hello!! I am also hyper fixating on jackass š¤š«£ could I request Ryan Dunn fic/fics maybe to be mixed together.... Where it's just him and reader making out in his car or hiding and making out while everyone's trying to find him to do stunts on the showšand also maybe a fic for what it's like to date Ryan like the head cannons of the relationship š«£
not so secret relationship hc! āā . ā¶ ryan dunn
authors note: Hi Lovely! thanks for the request! i love writing for my boy ryan. reader is a assistant on set. hope you enjoy ;)
warnings: some mature content, not proofread!
⢠dunn is a very private man, but keeping you a secret is the hardest thing he has had to do.
⢠whenever you would visit set he would immediately get all giddy, and of course the boys would give him shit about
⢠he gets very protective when you are in set around the guys, pranks and any shenanigans are OFF limits for you.
⢠you are always receiving the ultimate princess treatment
⢠hates everyone but you trope
⢠he would also be the one to teach you how to skate, being very and gentle careful with you
⢠during shots he isnāt involved in, youād find him hiding behind a trailer or the backseat of his car. with you of course, sneaking as many kisses and makeouts as he can, acting like high schoolers.
⢠he doesnāt know what it is but the idea of sneaking around on set and potentially getting caught gets him hot. and you love playing into it, teasing him when nobody else is looking.
⢠the beard burn would go crazy, he said heāll shave it for you but he loves it too much to actually go through with it
⢠he is 100% a tits guy and i donāt make the rules, no matter what size this man will go to war for a pair of tits.
⢠his go to move when your sneaking in a makeout is slowly moving his hand from your side, up your chest and grabbing your tits. and you NEVER get sick of it.
⢠would never admit it to anyone but this man loves pet names, for himself and to you. baby, sugar & sweetheart are his go to pet names for you.
⢠pretends to hate it but you occasionally call him ādunn dunnā to piss him off.
⢠has a picture of you on his dashboard in his car
⢠he NEVER lets you open a car door yourself, heāll get mad if you even dare to touch a car door handle.
⢠loves seeing you laid out in the backseat of his car all sweaty after a sneaky quickie
⢠unfortunately you guys have been caught a few times, two times were Bam trying to find Ryan for a prank, and one time was jeff trying to grab you for a take. you never live that one down and jeff now brings that up constantly to annoy you both.
KNOXVILLE: The cast and crew all come up with ideas. Sometimes theyāre just crude pictures drawn on a napkin, and sometimes weāll get together and pitch ideas. Bam likes to fax hilarious pictures, thatās how he submits most of his ideas, and theyāre really funny.
MARGERA: Itās just easier to draw what I want to happen, rather than explain it.