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[1-delululand-1]

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[moodykitsune]

Caleb, Xavier, and Valko are about to have a day in the sun

Caleb: You guys, the sun is right out there, and it wants to hurt us

Xavier: I already have 30 SPF on and I’m prepared to go up to 50 if I have to

Caleb: How about this guy? You put on your sunscreen?

Valko: Yeah, I’m covered in it…

Caleb: …When did you get covered in it? 🤔

Valko: You weren’t there!

Xavier: I don’t think he’s covered in it

Valko: So what if I’m not!

Xavier: *gasps* I knew it!

Caleb: If you think I’m gonna let one of my boys out there with that UV index and no protection, then you’ve lost your mind

Valko: Oh, I see what’s going on here!

(Narrator, aside: No, he doesn’t.)

Valko: My own boys don’t wanna see me sun-kissed!

Caleb: Oh, don’t you dare put those words in my mouth!

Valko: I already put them in there!

Caleb: You have no idea how badly I wanna see the sun shining on all my boys faces without worrying about the reprecussions!

Valko: Well, you’re not acting like it!

Xavier: is it really too much to ask to see our boys glowing without wondering if they’re also forming a weird new mole?

Valko: …you guys are weird new moles…😤

Caleb: Oh, that is it! I’m calling Zayne!

Valko: No, don’t call Zayne!

Caleb: No, no, let’s see how he feels about the way that you’re acting

Xavier: Call him, put him on speaker, I’m—there’s something I wanna say

Valko: Alright, I’ll put on sunscreen!

Caleb: Are you gonna get your ears?

Xavier: Gotta get his ears!

Valko: I will!

Narrator: Caleb had called Zayne, so he caught the tail end of the interaction.

~~~

Extra:

Sylus: Was it the boys? What did they want?

Zayne: They seem to be arguing about sunscreen

Sylus: I saw it was quite sunny in Linkon today, glad you could come over here instead.

Zayne: I didn’t have much choice; you had those twin boys abduct me

Sylus: You love it. Besides, I couldn’t think of a better man to taste test the new dessert shop items. Kitten would have been here too but the Fish whisked her off somewhere.

Zayne: As if you don’t know where…

Sylus: True. 😏

~~~~~~

A/N: I was originally gonna have it be Caleb Sylus and Valko but Sylus would’ve already BEEN using the 50 SPF.

Credit to Devon Palmer for his hilarious skits!

[the-quasar-hero]

“Why does this character have to be Black?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be a woman?”

Why shouldn’t she be?

“Why does this character have to be gay?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be trans?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be disabled?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be fat?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

[kosmogrl]

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[silvernyxchariot]

Xavier and his stars, sitting in their corner eating snacks.

Rafayel and his brides, furious that his myth has been postponed. If Valko was released as advertised, we'd all be enjoying free content and a means to farm diamonds right now.

If Sylus is PaperGames/InFold's next sacrifice for a solo, I'm loading the guns. Sharpening the blades. We're borrowing Caleb's satellite cannon. Drop their revenue even further.

Tiktok that made me giggle.

DISCLAIMER: I'm saying the Sylus part with pure satire. No, I will not be assaulting game developer employees, unlike some people. Context clues, people. Please use them.

In all seriousness, please find other hobbies, seek therapy, take a very long nap, take a walk, idfk. Some people are starting to sound like addicts that "NeEeEeEd" Love and Deepspace to stay alive. I'm sorry if you're frustrated, but it's not healthy to obsess over a video game like that. And I say this as a yume/self shipper, a Genshin player (one of those people who keep returning to their toxic ex 💀🪦), a cunt who rants on Tumblr, and a long time anime nerd. I'm a bonafide loser. It's ironic that I need to tell anyone this.

Continue to boycott, yes. But if you're just hurting yourself, you need to step back.

[prokopetz]

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

[eternally-conflicted]

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

[1-delululand-1]

omg my ask box !! i haven't checked it or written anything here in eons 🫪

so like ik i don't have to explain myself cuz it's my blog or wtv but i want to so i'm going to

one thing to note is that this is a side blog and another factor to consider is that i am currently in limbo(aka figuring out a quarter life crisis rn 🤓)

jokey joker over here... it's how i cope

TRUST i have a metric ton of wips for this blog that i haven't had the time or motivation to get to

ALSO my ask box is open to anyone for literally any reason if u need to vent or have a request/idea for me to write(for now i'm only doing fake text smaus but i plan to expand in the future) or literally anything else

anyway i love y'all and i hope y'all have a beautiful day, muah 🩷

[fourr]

I haven't really had much to say over the last week. Updates for Valko have been going strong (some crazy revelations as well!), but steady. It feels like we're over the hump, but definitely not done yet! Keep posting, keep protesting/boycotting, keep the light on Valko and the whole injustice of everything that's gone on. We got this guys 💪

Also I'm feeling a lot better, so that's a plus :)

For my contribution for this post, have a dragon from a browser game I play called Flight Rising~ (We call dragons of characters on the site "Fandragons")

[squishysphealgirls]

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

[blueberrytrickster]

Oops, sorry! Pt. 2 (Drabble; LADS)

NSFW, 18+ MDNI

Description: You walk in on all the LIs naked by accident / pre-dating. (Here's Pt. 1 where they walk in on you!)

WC: 1k

Y'ALL WHY DID THE FIRST PART DO SO WELL SO QUICK I'M CRYING LAUGHING PLS 😭 Made this because of the lovely @vx3l1's suggestion! Thank you!!! 🫶 Enjoy, lol!

- Blueberry જ⁀➴ ৻ꪆ (Masterlist)

Xavier This is hilarious to me because I feel like it’d happen in dead silence. Similar to Sy (I wrote this out of order ok ok) he’s also very unashamed of his body. You’d walk in and he’d turn around just casual asf like, “Hm?” You’d look at his dick, back at him, his dick, back at him again, and just “I—” but turn on your heel and leave LMAO. He’d honestly just shrug and get back to changing. After a second he’d be like, “WAIT. Oh god…did that make me look like an asshole?” Two seconds later with a subtle brow raise, “Hm…did she like what she saw?” Meanwhile you’re just like FUCK ME he has a cute ass and a nice dick??? Someone kill me. LOL. Xavier’s MC is pretty chill to me but this is progressively making you lose your chill over time!!! He’d be fighting a smile each time you look over at him rapidly blinking at work the next few days.

Rafayel OKAY hilarious I feel like he’d shout overly dramatically, “Ah!!!” Cover immediately, but then be like...wait? I’m...h o t. I want her to see my dick mhm mhm and just instantly uncover. “Rafayel!” “What’s the matter, cutie?” “Y-you! Why are you naked!?” “Why’d you walk in on me naked, hm?” “I didn’t know you were naked!!!” “Well, what do you think?” “OH MY GOD!” then you leave immediately, face HOT. LOL. He’d tease you ENDLESSLY about it my god. It’d be painful. “I saw you blushing, cutie.” “I did NOT.” “You definitely did.” LIKE REEEE he won’t let it go, secretly trying to orchestrate another “accident” so this happens again LMAO. He’d be evil just standing too close the next few days to watch you SQUIRM.

Zayne ALOOF, Mr. Calm Cool & Collected would be relatively nonchalant about it and overall very comfortable with his body. “Zayne—Oh my god—” He’d give you such a deadpan look while you just stare at his dick LMAO. He’d sigh and obviously pinch the bridge of his nose LOL. When you UH stare too long he’d slowly cover himself with a flat hand, “This is hardly appropriate.” You’d RUN tf out of there omg, “I’m—I’m sorry!” The next few weeks you straight up avoid him and when you can’t avoid him any longer you’re just like dear god don’t look at me, avoiding his eye contact as much as possible LOL. When you’re not looking, he has a tiny smile on his lips internally like TEEHEE she definitely liked what she saw, duly noted. Being him, he does NOT bring it up EVER but his eyes tell a DIFFERENT story I’ll tell you what!!! Now, he’s really curious what you look like naked but he’ll never say it. (MC built different I’m dropping to my knees.)

Sylus Douche of the bunch about it, but in SUCH a hot way damn. In the Zone, you’d walk into his room like you own the place, ready to ask him something, “Sylus did you—” You wouldn’t even be looking at him until he cleared his throat. When he DOES, seeing no shirt, you think he’s probably in a towel, but when your eyes fall internally you’re like OH. MY. GOD. AH!!! But whoops can’t look away because um…HOLY SHIT. He’d cock his head to the side and tilt down, waiting for you to meet his eyes. “It’s not going to change the more you stare at it, kitten.” AAHHH!!! You’re running out of there HOT on your heels because WTF!!! He’s hung and felt absolutely zero shame bare in front of you. Your cheeks are BURNING and when you cross the twins path they’re like “Everything okay??” You’re just like, “YEP! MHM!!! Everything is f i n e.” The rest of the day Sy CANNOT wipe the devious grin he wears ALL DAY knowing you’re beyond flustered. He can’t stop smiling privately either because he’s just like ha! She can’t stop thinking about my dick, nice. LMAO!!! Such an asshat.

Caleb ALSO A JERK. Hot. “Are you ready yet—oh my god, Caleb!” Instantly would cover himself with both hands, “Pips! Don’t you knock!?” You’re just staring at his hands LMAO, “S-stop staring!” You’d internally be like oh man oh man OH MAN I SAW IT!!! I FINALLY SAW IT I’M GONNA DIE!!! He’d be quick to notice you blushing when you look back up at him. “Unless you like what you see, then—” “Caleb! Fucking—oh my god, put your hands back!” You’d slap your hand over your eyes. He’d laugh and put his hands back like a good boy mhm mhm but deFINITELY wants you to keep looking. You’d crack your fingers open, squinting as hard as you can while still able to see to check if he’s covered himself again. “You could just leave, ya know.” “Shut up!” You’d find the nearest article of clothing and throw it at him, “Put some clothes on! What’s wrong with you!” “You walked in on me! And I’m getting scolded!?” During this whole conversation/event he at least gets half mast LMAO. (MAYBE MORE TEEHEE) (Having the power to make his dick hard just by looking at it is SO bust worthy jfc.)

Valko Like I’ve BEEN saying about him…HUNG HUNG HUNG!!!!! You’d straight up go WIDE EYED like oh MY FUCKING GOD WHAT!!! He’s tall and huge so yeah…bUT IT DOESN’T MATTER YOU’RE LIKE OH MY GOD??? When making eye contact with you I feel he’d go wide eyed too but also??? Is very comfortable with himself so doesn’t cover right away out of a lack of that instinct. “You—!” “Shit—s-sorry!” THEN he’d cover himself with his hands but it also doesn’t matter because you’re like DEAR LORD TITS!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!! You’d straight up just stutter and back out of the room slowly before rUNNing away omg, he’d be SOOO cute, “Wait—!” then quieter, “Oh, god,” louder again, “I’M SO SORRY!!!” I love him pls I feel like he’s so abashed and cute pre-dating. He’d definitely bring it up MULTIPLE times to keep apologizing (even tho you walked in on him??? 😭😭😭) and each time you’re like !!!??? “It’s—! It’s o-okay, I’m sorry…” INTERNALLY LIKE SHUT UP LET IT GO I CAN’T GET YOUR DICK AND GIANT PECS OUT OF MY MIND STOPPP!!!!! Teehee you’re both blushing hard every time you have this conversation!!! (I need him back rn...)

[valkovalkyrie]

I BEAR GOOD NEWS FROM X dear Valkyries! Valko's name is being praised in CN media!

🤍🤍🤍🌱

KEEP IT UP! YOUR VOICE MATTERS 💯

[zaynezone]

I actually can’t come up with anything of substance I fear all the creative juices got squished out of me… so I must ask you something that may be painfully obvious but I fear I have a touch of the tism and I need things to be put in plain text sometimes…

What are your favorite kinks to write for Zayne? Obvi you’re into edging and brat taming with him but… what else? Totally not… for research…

HELPPP not you taking notes on what to torture me with...

Honestly there's so many things that I love that I haven't ever written. Like dollification with him?? I feel like he loves to pick out your outfits and just take care of you...

There's hints of this in my massage blurb and my recent sunbathing one but something about Zayne groping you...running his hands over you and just fondling your tits or grabbing your ass...ugh it really gets me.

[luvndeepspace]

So between:

🐺 the cn government giving Valko the ok.

🐺 the international fans wanting him back.

🐺 international websites picking the story in a positive not a negative way.

🐺 YouTubers not even knowing much about the game or fandom showing him and us love

🐺 A lot of cn fans actually on the bring back Valko side…

I’m feeling very hopeful and proud of (most of) this fandom ❤️

[str-ngeloop]

we desperately need sex 2

[str-ngeloop]

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

[str-ngeloop]

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

[dizzyghoast]

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

[str-ngeloop]

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

[lastliminals]

valko having a "lone wolf" as his soulmate. someone who naturally avoids people and shys away from him too because why would a hunking billionaire wolf chairman want YOU? comes to your place of employment AND your house AND your favourite coffee shop and WILL not stop trying to fluster and flirt with you. talks about your interests with you to get you to open up to him (where'd he get that info from?) hes not stopping until your soft and pliant in his bed, accepting the bond and his knot

WHO SAID THAT?

[nxtherworld-neko]

THIS SHOWED UP ON MY PINTEREST AND GRRRR ARF ARF BARK BARK HUBBA HUBBA AWOOGA