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Call me binary. INTJ, Gemini sun. Virgo moon.

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[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[shin-holly]

CHRIST

[frawgs]

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

[frawgs]

WAIT THAT MEANS

[samephonewhothis]

[literallyaflame]

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

[cranewived]

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[anubianpagan]

[bonkalore]

[muma-kitty]

Stealing wealth from hard workers, no wonder the bald eagle is our national bird.

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[succulentbud]

this is uber. am outside

[30-minute-memes]

Children

[el-mapache-zurdo]

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020

[luvmangosdope]

Wow it makes so much sense tho..

[yesbitemeharder]

Why tf we ain’t got these?

[rooksandravens]

Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire!

[jakemorph]

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

[jakemorph]

“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

45 year old dum fuck: the story is just lacking in emotional denisty bskfksik bajl lakgl isls

6 year old me see spierman do flip:

[eilooxara]

The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

[funscarylaudna]

Beau’s confused face when Fjord told Nott to keep attacking the enemy ship was so fucking funny

[saintdollyparton]

“WE’RE TRYING TO NOT BE TOTAL ASSHOLES, GUYS!!”

[dathen]

Beau surpassing the compassion levels of the people trying to teach her how to Be a Better Person is one of my favorite twists of this campaign

[imizus]

I’m crying guys look a snail 🐌

[soulcalibur]

effervescent

[hydro-homies]

Spider sense

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[fried-fuzzy-pickles]

“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

[likestofightcrime]

[tabletop-rpgs]

The DM Facepalm and the Fuck This Shit I’m Out.