Nyanbinary

This URL is the burden I must bear upon my lactose-intolerant shoulders. Obey Me Sideblog: @demonfaeble TikTok: @nik_romancer

[searchforinnerpeach-deactivated]

My mask has the biggest beak. And it's filled with the finest spices and aromatics. Juniper, mint, rose petals, cloves, laudanum, you name it and I have it. My overcoat is perfectly waxed to keep the plague flesh off of me. My cane is the perfect length to examine patients. My medical encyclopedias are among the largest and most difficult to read. I've trained bloodletting in Naples and I have witnessed an exorcism in Rome. Anyway, you have demons in your blood.

This is by far the most sensual ask I’ve ever received

[but-first-coffeee-deactivated20]

How bomb is that pussy?

[bunjywunjy]

if our body replaces all cells every 7 years, then why tattoo stay?

the simplest version of that answer is- yes, you're right!

the cells containing the tattoo ink DO periodically die and get replaced by new cells, but the reason this doesn't destroy your precious skin art is this- those cells are actually carefully passing the ink particles along to their successors when they kick it, so each new generation of cells picks up the same exact ink particles from their elders in a cycle of inheritance that only ends when you die!

and the long version is, as soon as the tattoo gun fills your arm with ink, your immune system is on top of it; it sends a battalion of white blood cells called macrophages to the area, and they all gobble down the ink in an attempt to break it down and protect you! but. the ink particles are very large, and cannot be broken down by the macrophages, so once an ink particle is engulfed the macrophage that grabbed it is literally just stuck wherever it currently is in your skin and can't go anywhere or do anything else.

this is fine, the cell still gets nutrients and will live a normal macrophage lifespan, it just can't wander off and ruin your ink. but eventually, your trapped ink macrophages WILL die, and when they do they just kind of vomit their captured ink everywhere! whiiiich triggers your body's Intruder Alert defenses and sends a new set of macrophages to the area, who immediately just hork down the SAME DAMN INK PARTICLES and get stuck again. and on and on it goes, ad infinitum!

[kipplekipple]

I am an idiot made up of billions and billions of tiny idiots

[kelssiel]

tumblr users with the new blaze feature

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

This was already funny, but then catholicblr decided to use blaze to proselytize and now it's hysterical

[sovietshopaholic]

Counter Reformation Time

[roach-works]

[ihasafandom]

Ok now I understand

[fortzancudo]

yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative

[fortzancudo]

i’m gonna black out

[ashstfu]

i was put on this earth to romanticize things, wear cute clothes, knowing a bunch of weird stuff, being flirty, saying unpleasant things, eating fruit, having great tits and the best taste in music

[turnaboutinkstains]

these are so fun to do help 😭

[tainbocuailnge]

i think absolutely the funniest thing about like, the adfree tumblr subscription coming with the option to turn ads back on anyway so you can see the weird ad everyone is talking about, or the new promoted post feature and everyone immediately thinking about what kind of stupid shit to put on other people’s dashboards. is that for years execs have been struggling for a way to make tumblr profitable when its userbase is so actively hostile to being advertised to and thus extremely unattractive to the big advertisers that keep the majority of other sites afloat, and have been passing tumblr around from company to company like a hot potato as a result. and now the solution is to like. only allow the stupidest most insane ineffective advertisements and then give users the tools to make even more insane and ineffective advertisements. i just really like that this site is so impossible to advertise to that they just kinda gave up on doing it the conventional way and are now letting us prop up the empty defaced husk of advertisement and parade it around for our amusement. i also really like that this is a perfectly double edged sword because the more people see your post the more attention you get and everyone knows attention is a punishment on tumblr dot com. i love it here i’m never gonna leave

[twinprime]

we have to bring back art deco like right now

[twinprime]

we need more of this.

[taemins-day]

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

[kenziecore]

This was so evil. Yes it was the full post

[kenziecore]

OBSESSED with the idea of calling tumblr blaze a pvp feature

[alleycatboy]

do you ever think before you post

yes, i think "teehee :3c" and then i click post

[littlebirdofprey]

this is so funny.

[littlebirdofprey]

the nonbinary icon i did not know i needed

[spiritphone]

Now that bethesda jokes is going around again can somebody revive that one something or other forum post where somebody found out the way they made vehicles move was just like putting a train on top of an invisible naked default sprite and having it run real fast

[spiritphone]

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[needsmorebirds]

The best part of it is that it’s not actually an npc. It’s you. Here’s what the wikia has to say about it.

[t-ycho]

OH DEAR LORD

[mendelssohn-kin]

Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

[mendelssohn-kin]

She objectified a lot of people 

[scarletbirbs]

This is the best ad I've gotten since they added the Tumblr Blaze feature thank you tumblr user plaguerightsactivist for using this new feature correctly

[newtkins]

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

[newtkins]