lark song of a guttersnipe

k 30 burn/burns/burnt your local shrieking grad student

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[belvira]

She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[dogpuppy]

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

:) every pokemon is someone's favorite

[sweet-sugar-maize]

[letterful]

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[letterful]

[daddyfuckedme]

[catchymemes]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[dungeon-moss]

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[thememedaddy]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[56kilobits]

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[vultures-nest]

im studying histology and i just like the little guys that work so hard to keep our organisms up and running