[orteil42]

that period in the mid-20th century where the middle class suddenly had access to unprecedented food variety but no idea what to do with it and ended up inventing hundreds of doomed dishes like lime cheese jello salad or ham and banana hollandaise is thematically akin to the cambrian explosion

[siverwrites]

SOME people appreciate a good performance.

[huyosumi]

ADORABLE

[transmortifried]

god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[tyhplosion]

the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

[tyhplosion]

I Literally Have Never Seen A Man Be So Self Absorbed

[liquidstar]

OP it gets worse.  Theres an actual character in The Fairly Odd Parents that’s a caricature of Butch Hartman (And voiced by him) named “DR. Rip Studwell” and his defining character trait is being hot 

[thegalaxyabittotheleft]

He changed his icon bc of this post specifically

[tyhplosion]

good.

[realbutchhartman]

Can’t a man have confidence tumblr user ‘tyhplosion’?

[tyhplosion]

HELLO???????????????

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[sminervasblog]

Nice🤩

[wardenmcpherson]

The greatest blessing of my life is that I’ve never run into a moose out in teh woods. I would pass out pissing myself and crying.

[thesylverlining]

i didn't know The Ritual was a documentary

[61below]

N I C E ??? TF???! THATS THE SCARIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN AND IVE BEEN THIRTY FEET FROM A MOUNTAIN LION

[melifair]

MEGAFAUNA

[theonetruegemini]

Spirit of the forest

[princenaveen]

Human screentime of Disney PoC characters in 3 of the last 6 PoC-lead WDAS films

[issaredbih]

Makes you think huh

[animalcrossingmemes]

[mysharona1987]

[angel-reyes]

#CALL HIM OUT

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[kaijuno]

[scoutsmoocrew]

[aromantic-spinda]

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and "break up"* yeah sure go ahead

[boyslovevisualnovel]

Discuss.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

they’re all twinks and you’re lying to yourself

[sa2ha]

[re-med-y]

sometimes reddit does good things