[cranesofibycus]

inspirational dancing with keyleth | 1x106 

I wanted to make a gif set out of this but honestly you deserve to watch (and listen to) this moment of complete madness in its entirety 

[bittyish]

relatives who only value traditional art

[paulthebukkit]

"the warioware games don't have deep lore"

[everydaylouie]

been listening to a lot of new age/meditation tapes lol. here’s my take on it, mother earth meditation music

[melonmemes]

[kirain]

So, you all know that adorable little pitbull puppy John Wick adopts at the end of Chapter One?

Well, I have a question. Did any of you…

Look closely at the clipboard?

He saved it

[deus-ex-moshina]

[anxietyproblem]

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[travalicious]

[yo-its-matt]

Brian David Gilbert off the shits

[augustarambles]

It’s the fucking truth tho. If there’s more than one of us in the vacinity NOTHING GETS DONE

[jessicacapshaw]

[kendrysaneela]

Retail in a nutshell

[cradle-songs-of-comfortt]

@amitheonlyonezenaroundhere im pretty sure this is from malcolm in the middle

[yodiscrepo]

[rlmjob]

okay but this one is all too real

[marlek]

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

[blvckgeezus]

Oh y’all ain’t got extension cords?

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[pinche-aquarius]

[everythingfox]

What did she do to be in that position?

[muma-kitty]

[lil-sunshine-explorer]

[unicornempire]

That’s it. That’s the dream.

[enbyofdionysos]

[to the tune of be our guest] eat a dick, eat a dick, god you’re such a fucking prick, i’m taking paid time off because your presence makes me sick

[enbyofdionysos]

you’ve really got some nerve, you think i only live to serve. here’s some bad news for your business, workers leave because you’re shitheads

i work more, get paid less, fucking quota’s got me stressed, and my healthcare cuts out half of my paycheck

go on, assume your startup ain’t like all the rest and eat a dick, eat a dick, eat a dick

[punmonster]

[promisedangel]

Glorious

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