Dollar-store Barbie Doll

Hey Trisha - 23yo

[the-muppet-joker]

Im the most evilest pervert in the world, or at least in ohio

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[yossyislandd]

whatever i my the this yeah

[qqchurch]

[woman-respecter]

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

[evilhorse936]

I want to drink so bad I'm about to rip my eyes out but everyone who I drink with is awayyy

[evilhorse936]

I'm not going to drink by myself because that's SAD

[cdigoddess]

[1950shousehusband]

Anti-transphobe device

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[homeboygirl]

okay

[1950shousehusband]

[1950shousehusband]

When ur criticizing Israel and the ⚡️⚡️ starts thinking ur on their side

[astra-the-dragon]

have you stopped to consider why that might be happening so often?

[astra-the-dragon]

it's giving "wow so weird that Nazis feel so welcome and comfortable approaching me. this must be a them problem and not because of anything I might be doing"

[1950shousehusband]

It's because nazis are stupid. Thanks for the question.

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[1950shousehusband]

Horny, but not horny enough to do something about it. Schrodinger's sex drive.

[theonion]

[crow-caller]

I understand the transition away from the term "comorbid" (any medical terms with morbid in it sounds more scary than it should) but also I love the word. Co-morbid. Me and my morbids are co. My company of morbids. My medical condition, my statistically likely to be present medical condition, and me.

[1950shousehusband]

When ur criticizing Israel and the ⚡️⚡️ starts thinking ur on their side