PLEASE EXCUSE MY DOPE ASS SWAG

samuel he/him, 17 y/o The pfp is IRONIC I am NOT A FAMILY GUY FAN!

[1964worldfair]

art account is @doctormargarine

[thelightcomingthroughthewindow]

Podfic is the ultimate portmanteau btw

[tooth-sucker]

[lmbibitor]

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

[coolantleakage]

Pinterest is an interesting place

[the-compost-corner]

@funnier-when-objectum

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

[majorpepperidge]

#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry

[spiribia]

are you a cat or dog. you cannot be something else

cat

dog

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours

[1964worldfair]

Reblogging something 1 time: normal reblog

Reblogging something 2 times: accident

Reblogging something 3 times: warriors bond with op

[flying-potato2]

white baby just call it selfshipping you dont have to do "thing, japan" here

[flying-potato2]

white baby just call it selfshipping you dont have to do "thing, japan" here

[flying-potato2]

white baby just call it selfshipping you dont have to do "thing, japan" here

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[seabeck]

Baby arachnid

[beardedmrbean]

they used to let kids have real fun

[afriendofblahaj]

There's an xkcd for that :3

Side note: polonium-210 is a very dangerous isotope, however it "does not pose a radiation hazard when kept outside the body", as the alpha particle it emits have very little penetration power and cannot pierce even the outer layers of dead skin. It has still killed countless people, though, not because of children's rings, but because of tobacco. Polonium latches onto and concentrates in tobacco leaves, leading to heavy smokers being exposed to more radiation than survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

It's always wild to me seeing comments about different toxins like this on information about random things in the past, but it's never discussed when it comes to cigarettes.

[humiliationvictim]

[mollyjames]

[cannibalchicken]

[dogpuppy]