PLEASE EXCUSE MY DOPE ASS SWAG

samuel he/him, 17 y/o The pfp is IRONIC I am NOT A FAMILY GUY FAN!

[1964worldfair]

art account is @doctormargarine

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[pjackk]

Hello,

Please feel free to include me in your banquet/feast.

Lets stay in touch about this suject.

P. Jack

[jesterjamz]

vegetables & fruits swap au

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[drdaanvondutch]

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

[batsandbutch]

[obscuretobyfox]

Decided to corrupt Deltarune Chapter 5 and immediately got the scariest fucking thing ever

[dogpuppy]

[pjackk]

Lol i have almost completed the work

[karvina]

[throathole]

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

[throathole]

So true… I have never gained anything useful from tone indicators except for learning that some sentences suddenly end in a handjob

[blackjame]

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[outofcontextanimash]

[monkeywiki]

what did they do

[nastyukulele]

What they had to do.

[internetslug]

[anistarrose]

realizing a headcanon of yours happens to make an element of canon even more heartbreaking when you hadn't even considered it from that angle previously

[ID from alt: emoji rubbing their hands together and grinning evilly. End ID.]

[orthoscheme]

it is straight up anti-intellectual to claim feeding special paste to dogs isnt punk rock

[doctor-nu]

What if I turn dogs into a special paste?

[orthoscheme]

we need more people like you to help the movement