PLEASE EXCUSE MY DOPE ASS SWAG

samuel he/him, 17 y/o The pfp is IRONIC I am NOT A FAMILY GUY FAN!

[1964worldfair]

art account is @doctormargarine

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[salamandorange]

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

[cephalon-sancti]

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

[sailatina3]

[komainucomplex]

this ones a classic even tho i really really really wish it was not

[dogpuppy]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

can’t even joke about wishing my fics could write themselves without people mistaking it for ai usage anymore. what a lost whimsy

[dathen]

I don’t want AI to plagiarize-autocorrect its way to a fic I want little fic house elves to crawl out of the floorboards and finish my fic for me in exchange for a thimble of milk

[tall]

[zurin]

[angelicguy]

After years in prison for turning a child into a blueberry

[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

[amnhnyc]

Here’s a gigantic African land snail (Lissachatina glutinosa) to brighten your day! 🐌Found in parts of eastern Africa including Malawi and Tanzania, this jumbo gastropod can grow up to 5.9 in (15 cm)—making it one of the world’s largest snails! This critter inhabits forest edges as well as river and lake shores. It’s a member of the Achatinidae family, which includes a number of similarly sized snails, some of which have become invasive species outside of their natural ranges.

Photo: Kai Joaquin, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

[gingik]

[sailatina3]

[1964worldfair]

Straight up I need to cut off all ties from half of the people I know and never be seen again because I am ontologically evil & can't be saved & I can only cause harm

[tickfleato]

i'm starting to get like a kneejerk annoyance reaction to the term "yumeshipping". What was wrong with calling it self shipping huh why do you people have to be weebs about it

[tickfleato]

i feel like any day now people are gonna bring back "waifu" unironically

[1964worldfair]

I need to stop being mean for no reason what the fuck was that earlier. Sorry

[star-angel-selkie]

the people silenced jesus etc etc

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace