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[sqrt-73]

screw ray bradburys 6 word poem. here’s my 2 word one:

Keep reading

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[vaspider]

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

[artist-refs]

View this post on Instagram

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[i-might-be-vanny]

[teathattast]

[patterns-pets]

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[onecells]

Daniel Sloss SAID IT THANK YOU DANIEL SLOSS

[shy-retiring-oxford-chaps]

Reblogging again now that Russell Brand's ugly mug is back in the news to remind everyone that in the 2023 Times expose on his abusive behaviour, Daniel Sloss was the only male comedian willing to be named and quoted like "yeah that dude's a scumbag and women have been warning each other about him for years."

[proud-to-be-a-freak]

I also need everyone to know that X is free to stream on his homepage (except for HBO territories) and I am a strongly advocating for every single person but especially cis heterosexual men to watch it at least once.

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[silliest--billiest]

i love making art

[silliest--billiest]

-1hp

[silliest--billiest]

-1hp

[silliest--billiest]

-1hp

[silliest--billiest]

-1hp

[silliest--billiest]

-1hp

[onlytiktoks]

[acerby]

Textbook definition of skedaddle.

[zenlida]

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[cupidcosmos]

Spot the difference (HARD)

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Buran Orbiter

[clothed-gun]

Okay and the left one?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

dogy

[lithominium]

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

[grimoiremanifest]

☝️Probrlem

[lithominium]

Whats the problem

[grimoiremanifest]

how;get down

[catchymemes]

[raisondetriment]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[teaboot]

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis