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Jason Todd is playing a drinking game with himself until a woman calls and orders a pizza from him. He takes care of business and then makes her tea.

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Jason Todd is playing a drinking game with himself until a woman calls and orders a pizza from him. He takes care of business and then makes her tea.
Batman, Training the Family
Bruce: guys, I know. Please, just... take this seriously.
Jason: I am! I already know this stuff! I’ve had to do this on my mom.
Bruce: that... there is so much to unpack there.
Tim: it seems basic enough. I mean... yeah. The nozzle seems easy to use.
Duke: guys, I didn’t have a mom who was an addict and bio, kenes, whatever this is, was not my thing.
Dick: oh, is this the Narcan lesson? I almost messed that up on a guy earlier today. I need a refresh.
Jason: how did you mess up! It’s literally stick it in the guys nose and pull the plunger.
Dick: I only used one dose.
Jason: ...
Jason: I forgot we need to use two now.
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Reblog if you have it as a snack.
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Hi guys, I’m back! I’ve got a ko-fi now, too. Tried to edit my bio to put it there but Tumblr is being difficult now.
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Jason gets a call from a woman needing a substantial loan; he needs to go undercover and find the other hostage before it's too late.
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I’m back!
Let me set the scene-
Eight year old Dick has been at Wayne Manor for only a few months. Bruce still struggles with some awkwardness and how to be appropriately affectionate that is accepted by he and Dick. He sees Dick getting more comfortable and acting more like a kid. He is starting to move away from grief and participate in Bruce's life. He shows interest and asks questions. Bruce is reserved and doesn't quite know how to open up or if he even should share anything, maybe it is too adult, maybe he just needs someone to listen and not talk... so many doubts.
Dick has become a fixture of wayne manor and loves to take over the main living area for his activities. Dick often draws pictures and makes cards and gives them to Bruce and Alfred. He considers this a very great gift and a huge show of affection as it takes so much time and concentration for him to complete a work. He hopes that even if the affection cannot be expressed physically or spoken, like with his parents, he can still let Mr. Wayne and Alfred know how much they mean to him. On this day, Dick can be found sprawled out in the study with papers all around him, creating silly pictures and fantastical works.
Bruce comes in, exhausted and unhappy from having to go to a board meeting-
Dick: Hey Mr. Wayne, how was work?
Bruce: hrn...*remembers he cannot grunt at the kid like can Alfred* good... long
Dick: look, I drew a wooly mammoth on a ball
Dick: *hands the picture to Bruce*
Bruce: *inspects picture very closely*
Bruce: wooly mammoths used their tusk s to dig and went extinct 10,000 years ago
Bruce notices Dick looking up at him, but isn't quite sure what the look on his face is. Is Dick confused? Does he not know much about wooly mammoths? Bruce decides this may be a good time to introduce Dick to prehistoric animals. Bruce is proud of himself for taking this and deciding to make it an educational moment and a way to maybe *connect* to young Dick. He remembers a scribble he has in his brief case.
Bruce reaches in his brief case and pulls a paper with a scribbled Quetzalcoatlus on it.
Bruce: *hands drawing to Dick as he pulls it out of his briefcase*
Dick: *grabs it readily with both hands*
Dick: Is this for me?
Bruce: *slightly confused, but goes with it*
Bruce wonders how he can show him a more upbeat version of himself and be more appropriately tempered to Dick in his response.
Bruce: yes, of course,I made it just for you.....
Bruce: ....chum
Dick: *staring at it wide eyed*
Dick: It gives me hearts in my eyes!
Bruce: *remembers the cartoon where the character got hearts in their eyes when they saw something they loved, now trying to not choke up.... feels an ache in his heart for this kid...*
Bruce: *realizes this is not a moment for logic or learning, but him actually making a connection with this kid*
Bruce: your picture gives me hearts in my eyes too, Dick
Bruce: *reaches down and ruffles Dick's hair*
Thank you @broosepayne for the Quetzalcoatlus inspo 🖤💛🖤
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I’m BAACK!
Nightwing is shot by a 10-year-old, and Red Hood's job is just getting started. There could be bodies by the end of the night.
Comebacks
Jason: I fucked up my shoulder burying a half decomposing body today.
Dick: Cringe.
Jason: Mh, but see, I feel like that word is just as cringe.
Jason: It’s not right - it’s just not.
Dick, scoffing: What’s a better response?
Jason, immediately: It’s a crowbar day.
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The Red Hood gets a call. The informant he used is in trouble, and he can't get to him in time.
dick, holding steph and damian apart: i hate being the oldest i hate being the oldest
Please dont forget addicts when youre advocating for people with highly stigmatized mental illnesses. Addiction is a disorder and it deserves just as much visibility, acceptance and support as any other stigmatized mental illness.
As an addict, I support this!
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Tim is on the Batcomputer when he finds a video upload of the night he tells Bruce he knows who he is. After watching it, nothing is the same. Bruce Wayne went too far.
dick bought it for him
Guys, no, this is beautiful.
If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy
Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation
Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”
The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny
That was the exact thought process behind this post
In Gotham:
“Riddle me this-”
“I like knock knock jokes better.”
In New York:
Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex
Someone I BEG YOU make a fanfiction of this!
Baby Mine
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Red Hood gets a call - a little girl's mom won't wake up.
Which is not triggering at all for him.