#dadman

[moral-panick]

*batman shows up in crime alley*

Some random child: Hey, can you grab us some Gatorade?

[super-shenanigans]

One time Red Hood and Batman are arguing and Red Hood calls him Dadman.

His goons find this hilarious and have been referring calling him as that whenever Red Hood’s not around. Jason does, in fact, know and seriously considers faking his death after his sibling find out and start using it.

[jaynopoly]

I’m watching an episode of Psych with my dad and it’s the dazzle and stretch episode. And the poem guy (Rory) is Jay’s Va and I was like “look it’s michael adamthwaite! That’s Jay’s voice actor!” And my dad was like “that’s Jay?!” Bc his voice is sooo different 😭

[river-of-light]

Maverick: Ice and I are having children.

The Kids: That's gre-

Maverick, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you guys, sign here.

[allgremlinyaps]

wait you’re SO right about cass & battinson!! id love to see art of them maybe since you’re taking requests!

listen I just can't stop thinking abt him finding Cass when she's younger and going "oh your dads a piece of shit?? well im your dad now and I love u"

[swamp--goblin--swamp]

I’m doing my finals and dont have time for drawing right now can someone please draw one of the batkids giving this to bruce

[ackarcue]

You know, technically speaking, isn’t Milligan an ideal Batman of sorts?

Hear me out.

Both are against killing, obviously for different reasons but their traumas were severe nonetheless.

Batman, more true in the video games, tends to be a bit, yikes. “Yeah I won’t kill you, but be prepared to eat through a straw afterwards. If you survive the fall, that is.”

Milligan fights the same suited fellows that essentially want him deleted and yet all he brings is a tranquilizer gun. Meanwhile Bats has crazy gadgets for his reasonably crazier villains… and their street level henchmen they got from Craig’s Wanted List.

Even when Milligan gets his hands on a briefcase or laser pointer, it’s aimed towards utility or advantage rather than harm. Respectively the briefcase is meant to even himself against McCracken and the laser pointer is used to free himself.

Don’t get me wrong, Milligan can cause damage, such as McCracken’s teeth or the ukulele to, I think, Garrote’s dome. But they still breathing and can at least walk in a straight line afterwards. Batman got the grenades and shock hands.

[skecherss]

At least it’s not a brick

@out-of-context-batfam