Excerpt from Exit Strategy.
MB and Gurathin kill me....
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Excerpt from Exit Strategy.
MB and Gurathin kill me....
“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter
“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter
SVSSS AU where Shen Yuan has face blindness
Shen Yuan was born with prosopagnosia, which transferred with him when he transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu (WTF SYSTEM!!)
He worries he would get caught as a fraud with how much he struggled with knowing which Peak Lord was which, but unknown to him the rest of the mountain attributed it to his amnesia
Luo Binghe was the easiest to recognize for him, with his curly hair and how he would announce 'Shizun' every time they were together. There was no way he could mistake his little bun for anyone else
And then he had to push him into the Abyss
Years later in Jin Lan City, he encounters a young adult with a deep voice who calls him Shizun, who clearly was a disciple trained by the OG and left the sect before Shen Yuan was around!
He's wearing gold and surrounded by others wearing the same, so he must have left the sect for HHP after Shen Jiu did something to make him leave, and that's why HHP is being especially rude to him!
Meanwhile Luo Binghe is heartbroken because Shizun is ignoring him! He's not angry or happy or anything! He's acting like being around him is a bit awkward and not the huge deal it's supposed to be!
He won't even call Luo Binghe by his name! Just dizi! It was like he didn't even know his name anymore!
Why isn't the system acting up? Because it likes to fuck with Shen Qingqiu of course
This has the chance to create BEAUTIFUL misunderstandings? Shizun cast him into the Abyss because he could not RECOGNIZE him! There was a Demon attack going on! All HE saw was a Demon pretending to be his student! Evidence? His CLEAR mourning of what he believes to be his Dead Student (likely at the hands of that demon!)!
He couldn't tell the difference! Can't recognize him NOW!
In fact? It's probably a side effect of the constant qi deviations (something which had been going on BEFORE he even got there and of which there notably had just recently been a BIG ONE)? Mu Quinfang is probably chewing the WALLS? Cause that sounds a WHOLE LOT like brain damage? He's LUCKY IT DIDNT KILL HIM! As far as side effects go, this is MANAGEABLE, but ffs! Why did you not-!
Actually, he KNOWS why you did not tell anybody. Stubbornness and pride. *smack upon the shoulder* he is telling your students. So that they may identify potentially suspicious individuals for you.
Good God. No WONDER he was so stand off-ish! Everyone was a stranger!
*Binghe, easedropping like his life depends on it* :O
#what would add to this is lbh straightening his hair after leaving the Abyss to seem more mature#sqq is like: I've never met this man in my life. can't be lbh bc he's in the abyss and looks different!#hhpm: you abused your disciple lbh!#sqq: what u talking about? he's not even here?#hhpm: he's... standing right next to me#sqq: ( °ㅁ°)#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#bingqiu#mxtx#svsss#scum villain self saving system#rzfzx#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#writing prompt
... What if the reason it "transferred over" is that Shen Jiu also had prosopagnosia. So it wasn't actually a transfer over at all, but rather an incredibly mean coincidence.
Shen Jiu and Yue QingYuan haven't even attempted reconciling because Shen Jiu thinks (due to the same surname) that Yue QingYuan must be a relative that threw his Qi-ge away into slavery. It's why he's so cold and short with him too, and Yue QingYuan calling him "Xiao-Jiu" like his Qi-ge used to only makes things worse. That name is only for his Qi-ge to use, not any of his Qi-ge's mean family who threw him away!
today’s the only day you can reblog this
“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury
She's being so big and brave.
The long awaited sequel.
no offense but a lot of people writing mad queen metas might understand dany’s decisions in AGOT a little better if they stopped to consider that she is a 13/14 year old child. yes she grew up quickly, yes she’s mature, but a child is still a child. being an eighth grader does in fact play a major role in her psychology and how she copes with trauma. however acknowledging this kind of throws a wrench into people’s agendas of treating dany like an adult woman in order to vilify her and grant her as little grace as possible, while simultaneously treating every other child in the series like the child that they are. “he’s just a baby, it’s not his fault, blame the adults around him, let him be a kid :( not her though, she should know better” whatever stay weird ig.
I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels
every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going
kind of harmonically beautiful
When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.
people killed: 0
direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1
ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2
God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.
It’s been 10 years but “That’s my agency over there. Burning nicely.” has never left my brain
Top 1 responses to realizing you’re the victim of terroristic arson
side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language
hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.
Happy ten year anniversary of this post.
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming
Ladies, it’s time to be proactive about your ao3 experience and block them on the site skin level!!
step 1.
Go to skins tab
step 2.
create site skin (not work skin!! Site skin)
step 3.
This is where the magic happens.
you’re only interested in that big box (though you will have to give your skin an unique title)
in there, you paste this:
(This just an example, obviously)
.blurb:has(a:is( [href*="*s*reader" i], [href*="*s*you" i], [href*="goncharov" i], [href*="goncharov*s*katya" i], [href*="goncharov%20dies" i], [href*="top%20goncharov" i])) { display: none !important; }
in my method, if I want to filter something new, I'll duplicate a line of this code like such (comma at the end is important)
[href*="goncharov" i],
temporarily, it'll look like this:
.blurb:has(a:is( [href*="*s*reader" i], [href*="*s*you" i], [href*="goncharov" i], [href*="goncharov" i], [href*="goncharov*s*katya" i], [href*="goncharov%20dies" i], [href*="top%20goncharov" i])) { display: none !important; }
and now I replace that duplicate with whatever tag I want to mute, replacing only what is inside quotation marks, like so:
[href*="piss" i],
and now it looks like this
.blurb:has(a:is( [href*="*s*reader" i], [href*="*s*you" i], [href*="piss" i], [href*="goncharov" i], [href*="goncharov*s*katya" i], [href*="goncharov%20dies" i], [href*="top%20goncharov" i])) { display: none !important; }
Mind that you replace spaces with %20 and slash with *s*. For example, "coffeshop au" won't filter it; "coffeeshop%20au" will. Similarly "/reader" won't work, and "*s*reader" will. Remember, only write inside the quotation marks. You can also copy the tags you want to filter directly from your browser’s search bar, then they’re already formatted correctly, like:
And presto, save your site skin, use it, and you will forever filter anything you want. You can add more tags to filter any time you want.
This, as an enabled site skin, will work across all your devices. Mind that the filtered works are hidden, but still count into the 20 fics per page that ao3 offers. Therefore if you're, like me, terminally picky about fic, you might end up with 3 works per page.
Is this nice, clean coding? Probably not. But it works!
I know it doesn't help with tumblr experience, but you can make ao3 way smoother!
Bonus reading:
very good ao3 writeup on all the skin filtering possibilities
This and more, on reddit
also apologies to piss lovers everywhere, you do you boo, na zdrowie 🥂
can I live my life or do I have to go away forever