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[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[ghostieking]

faith in humanity partially restored

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

[blackpyrefly]

bad case of cum lung

[cheaphalloweencostume]

got it from years of working in the dick mines 😔 but how else can we support our kin

[amishsicario]

they succumbed to the cum lung

[blackpyrefly]

im literally still here.

[blackpyrefly]

now who succumbed to cum lung bitch

[sandmandaddy69]

[chellings]

[dambiex]

[byjove]

this might sound stupid but I can’t help but believe that the new wave of “birth control is actually horrible for your body, you need to get off it immediately” misinformation from influencers and the ‘natural cycle tracking’ apps suddenly being advertised is a sneaky underhanded way of causing more unplanned pregnancies that people now cannot abort. now is possibly the worst time ever to turn towards ‘natural family planning’

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

[number-1-soup-fan]

give him soup.

[cadoized]

The ever-splendid peacock

[armie-hammer]

[ruinedchildhood]

RIP Jonathan Joss 

[bewbin]

playing poker with my friend and he lays down a straight flush but it has two kings so i tell him that’s wrong but it’s pride month and the gay flush is allowed during this month

[dsmsix]

[ablaske]

they're on a video conference

[dsmsix]

[byjove]

as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden

[thememedaddy]

[morecaffeineplease]

told my sister I like chaol...she is no longer speaking to me...

[thememedaddy]

[redstonedust]

anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

[thememedaddy]

[its-funnytwittertweets]