Astro Observations I Should’ve Kept to Myself 🐺
aquarius venus and getting offended when you’re suddenly not interested in them after they specifically told you how they don’t like anything grounded and are extremely emotionally unavailable and how they still are in love with that girl that dogged them out😍.. their ego CANT handle that type of rejection… they spiral at the thought of being discarded like nothing.. “wdym you don’t like me after i just told you i’ll never be available for you?? you’re supposed to chase me!!” erm yeah NO.
gemini moons and their bipolar indecisiveness… i genuinely cannot keep up with you. as someone with a fire moon, we’re both emotionally off the charts, just in different fonts. one minute you’re obsessed, the next you’re detached, then suddenly nostalgic, then mentally gone. at least warn me before the mood switch . im already going through my own episode to have to deal with your withdrawals LMAO.
leo mercuries and their ANNOYING habit of lying about things that didn’t happen just to spice up a boring story like okay, a dinosaur chased you out of your kitchen this morning and ate your entire family?? very interesting!! very unnecessary. still told with full confidence though 😍.
virgo venus at 20°… mmm my favorite. yes they’re critical, but with that scorpio degree they physically cannot hide how possessive they become once they like you. extremely observant, extremely nosy, and will absolutely get to the bottom of whatever they think you’ve been up to. mind you… they met you three days ago .
if you’re chasing an air sign man, you’re doing it wrong. air sign men thrive on mental stimulation and psychological tension. they want to think about the text you sent them hours ago. they want the loop. intrigue over availability every time. mind games work best with libra, aquarius, and gemini men… you must be witty, fast-thinking, and slightly dangerous.
3rd house pluto feels like your siblings secretly envy you, your friends subtly provoke you, and somehow you’re always painted as the villain. constant power struggles within your closest circle. ego deaths back to back. you’re always questioning if you’re overreacting.. you’re not. and why are you always apologizing even when it’s not your fault?? absolutely not.
sagittarius moons will put you on a pedestal, make you feel invincible, then drop you the second they spot their next source of excitement 😍😍 their interest lasts about ten minutes depending on how entertaining you are. they hate anything grounded. adrenaline only. don’t even attempt commitment. unless you want to reverse psychology them into suddenly wanting it.
scorpio men and their annoying little pride. if they can’t have you naturally, they’ll seek other methods because losing is not an option. rejection bruises their ego badly. they’re used to getting their way, openly or discreetly. huge attitude problem. don’t play by their rules and you’ll see how serious it becomes. maneuver carefully. the ones i’ve dealt with ALWAYS used witchcraft on me ugh. talk abt lame. wanted me sooooo bad they had to resort to witchcraft because i wasnt budging.
erm i noticed that absolutely no one really talks about how envious taurus women truly are.. they are so envious and it’s so easy to read on their face.. it’s so scary how greedy they are as well. they can’t handle you having anything that they have.. “wdym you also got this brand new iphone??” you can’t have anything around them because they are constantly giving you the evil eye and sending you all types of bad energy . their passive aggressiveness after noticing that you to get attention from men at the same establishment.. also let’s not get into them secretly tryna humble you when you’re getting attention.. talking abt some “oh yeah he also notices me and tells me how pretty i am don’t feel to special” PLSSMJSJS get over yourselves 😩😩 i can’t stand some of you! #getwellsoon! #jealousyisadisease! CAPRICORN women are what taurus women think they embody lmao.