astro observations that got me blocked! 🤪
-pisces mars… annoyingly passive aggressive. instead of telling you what’s wrong they’ll disguise it as a “joke” and expect you to decode it. PLEASE just say it with your chest. it’s exhausting watching you beat around the bush for three business days. and don’t even get me started on the people pleasing. literally watched one talk shit about somebody, get confronted, then immediately go, “i never said that 😟.” #pathetic
capricorn moon… i dealt with one recently and OH MY GOD was he boring for my leo moon. apparently i was “too much” because i had emotions and occasionally reacted to things?? meanwhile he preached stability and consistency while giving neither. gtfo my face 😭. #humilationship
one thing i’ll give them though… these people LOVE money. they’ll say they want something and immediately start working toward it. i respect the hustle. #THATSRIGHT
pisces moon + pisces venus… this man became DELUSIONAL over me 😭 and mind you… it was NOT mutual. he built an entire relationship in his head while i was just existing?!!? i’ll give him this though… scary intuitive. somehow knew every time i was entertaining somebody else … erm ok! asked him what goals does he have? silence. asked if he planned on getting a job anytime soon? yeah maybe! translation for probably not. these placements can spend HOURS daydreaming about things they want and not do a single thing towards it.. hoping the universe delivers it to them while they nap!
uranus in the 2nd house… money comes in just to immediately disappear. i swear finally save a little money? boom! flat tire, surprise bill, car decides it has free will 😍😍! currently in a situationship w financial stability 🤪.
moon in the 10th house synastry… all we talked about was business. business. more business. “you have so much potential.” “you should think bigger.” “we’re gonna build an empire.” okay… can we laugh now??? i appreciated how much he pushed me to dream bigger, but damn, relationships aren’t quarterly business meetings. what a BORE!
7th house libra… WHY do libra people either absolutely adore me or secretly pray on my downfall?? there is literally no middle ground. my old libra boss had beef with me for absolutely no reason. barely spoke to the man. later found out he couldn’t stand that every new guy he hired wanted to help me instead of doing literally anything else and claimed they were my puppies and he hated them??? he’d constantly try to humble me like… clock out omg!!
scorpio men, props to that one scorpio man i met. romantically? absolutely terrifying. as a mentor? 10/10. he taught me to stop shrinking myself, stop showing fear, and stand my ground even if im scared. “it’s either you or them.”i’ll never forget that.
scorpio mercury… some of the funniest people alive. the dark humor??? elite. they’ll tell you the truth whether you asked or not. harsh as FUCK but at least i know i’m getting honesty. also don’t ever think you got away with saying something weird because they’ve already replayed your sentence 47 times and came up with six different interpretations before you even got home.
aries risings…walking energy drinks.ridiculously ambitious. insanely competitive. will decide at 2 a.m. they’re starting a business, buying a motorcycle and moving states. regrets it the next morning. but that’s tomorrow’s problem. bold as hell too. if they like you, EVERYBODY is about to know. chaotic? yes. fun? absolutely.
mars in the 2nd house… i actually hate sharing 😭. don’t touch my food. don’t touch my clothes. don’t touch my charger.don’t even look at my fries. if i offer? absolutely. if you ASK? …now i suddenly don’t have any. yes i’ll smile while handing it to you. no i am not happy about it 🙄.
anywho! i’m back from my little hiatus. enjoy these!














