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Hi guys!!!!!(@quilliamkipps )im getting a new blog! It is 'Watch. Me.' it has the same background and Avatar as this one. This one is being discontinued so please go follow me there!!
REBLOG IF YOU AREN'T HOMOPHOBIC
Iāll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and Iām giving it to my homophobic father.
Smack him with it.
Throw it at his face
Canāt remember if I did this or not. NOT HOMOPHOBIC!
Love is love!
I hope the note becomes a book you can slap him with!
Feel free to print my url more times than only once so the book you slap him with will be a bit heavier.
feel free to write my name in small stones directly on the bookās cover. Make sure thatās the side that will make contact with his face.
Show no mercy.
Reblogged as I hold hands with the person Iām 1000% gay for
Write my name with cyanide
Reblogged as I lay in bed, with my little rainbow self.
write my name bc im sick and my sick vibes will get all over that fucker
write my name bc im sick and my sick vibes will get all over that fucker
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Wright mine in the bi flag colors.
Cute Butt
Sirius finds the perfect piece of meat at the butcherās counter. Unfortunately Mr. Punk Rock gets a little ahead of himself⦠Written for @ash-castleās Valentineās Day Challenge 2018 PROMPT #30: Character A was proposed to on Valentineās Day, but turned B down.
Read, comment and kudos on AO3Ā
āSo, steak?ā Sirius asked, staring at the butcher case, not being able to tell heads or tails of all the different cuts. All he could tell was that there was steak (some in the shape of hearts for Valentineās Day), chicken breast, bacon, and then everything else was a mystery that he assumed only grandmas knew how to cook.
āWhatever you usually get,ā James answered, wandering off to grab more free cheese samples while Sirius waited in line.
āSo whatāll you have?ā the butcher asked another customer.
āIāll take two pounds of chicken wings, one of your beef tongues, and the biggest pork butt you have; that one near the front.ā
Sirius turned, intrigued by the manās deep raspy voice, and was struck by the sight of the drop dead gorgeous man. He was tall with wide shoulders, and a slim frame that Sirius wanted to wrap an arm around while tangling his fingers in the head of his dark golden curls. His gaze trailed down to a perfectly curved ass andā¦.damn. He stared for a bit before his brain started to work again.
āSay, what are you going to do with that huge piece of meat?ā
The man turned, but when he went to open his mouth to respond, his jaw fell open and his eyes went wide.
Sirius grinned, happy to have had the same effect on the man that he was experiencing himself. He knew from experience that his dark features, long hair pulled back into loose bun against his strong model-like features usually meant he didnāt experience much rejection. Of course, his signature look of tight skinny jeans and leather jacket didnāt hurt either.
āUh, the pork butt?ā the man blurted out.
āYeah, I mean, I love butts, but have never cooked a piece of pork that big.ā
The angelās cheeks flooded with color and he looked down when he blushed. Sirius knew right then that he was totally fucked.
āUm, yeah, so I create a brine with cayenne, paprika, and apple cider vinegar, and let it sit in that for a day, then take it out, and let it dry out in the fridge overnight, before I cut a diamond pattern on the skin. I cover it in spices and then smoke it for twelve hours over low heat and hickory wood,ā the angel described while waving his hands, his eyes sparkling with joy and confidence, āthen I let it rest for a bit while I heat up my homemade hot sauce, I shred the whole thing, and serve it in my handmade corn tortillas with some homemade onion pickles and slawā.
Siriusās mouth was watering, not just from the description of the most delicious homemade meal heād ever heard of, but from the beautiful creature describing it with so much passion; it made his heart swell.
āMarry me.ā he blurted out, regretting the outburst instantly.
The blush returned in full to the man with the soft looking curls.
āUmā¦no.ā Ā he said, grinning as he took his parcels from the counter.
Sirius had never felt this embarrassed in his entire life. Ā He was usually Ā pretty smooth, and now he had gone and scared this man off before he even got his name.
āā¦but if you buy the beer, you can come over and help me eat thisā¦.if you want?ā
The man looked up through his eyelashes at Sirius with a shy grin.
āYes!ā Sirius exclaimed, a little too excitedly, causing the other man to give a light laugh. āI mean yeah, what kind of beer do you like, cute butt?ā
āCute butt? Youāve got to be kidding me.ā
āNope, Iām Sirius.ā
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dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth
Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth. Ā The people are so excited to conform they throwĀ āGender reveal partiesā to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts.Ā
Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment.Ā
One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.
This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way
#BECAUSE IT IS
And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, andĀ beaten by authorities.
it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to youĀ
perfect (bisexual)
reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers
All 3???????
REBLOG IF YOU AREN'T HOMOPHOBIC
Iāll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and Iām giving it to my homophobic father.
Smack him with it.
Throw it at his face
Canāt remember if I did this or not. NOT HOMOPHOBIC!
Love is love!
I hope the note becomes a book you can slap him with!
Feel free to print my url more times than only once so the book you slap him with will be a bit heavier.
feel free to write my name in small stones directly on the bookās cover. Make sure thatās the side that will make contact with his face.
Show no mercy.
Reblogged as I hold hands with the person Iām 1000% gay for
Write my name with cyanide
Reblogged as I lay in bed, with my little rainbow self.
write my name bc im sick and my sick vibes will get all over that fucker
write my name bc im sick and my sick vibes will get all over that fucker
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okay but which came first, the wizard or the muggle????
The muggle. Since muggles are more abundant, itās possible muggles came first and wizards are a genetic mutation, like blue eyes.
Omg i was in science and i thought the EXACT SAME THING
Dumbledore, died at age 115
Horcruxes made: 0
Voldemort, died at age 71
Horcruxes made: 7
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesnāt know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
Aaand that was Ron
Can we just admin it - he was just one big drama queen! Every time he is about to kill someone, even that muggle (Frank was it⦠right?), he always start with those dramatic talks and blaaaah. I mean who tf would talk and tell his plans to the enemy before the kill? Whatās the point? I would just do it and The end! Finito! ŠŃай!
Harry: your hair looks good today.
Draco: it looks good everyday.
Harry: ā¦
Harry: You make flirting very hard, you know?
Draco: You make me very hard.
Draco: *winks*
Draco: thatās how you flirt.
Fic: Treat Your Body Like a Temple
Title: Treat Your Body Like A Temple Author: Anonymous Prompt: Whether it be for kissing, touching, or sucking, Harryās gotten into the habit of breathing, āMay I?ā against Dracoās skin.Ā #20 Rating: mature Warnings/Content Notes: No Archive Warnings Apply Summary: It hadnāt been easy, and it hadnāt been fast, but after many years Harry had finally gained Dracoās trust. Now he woke up next to him every day, and he knew just the way to show the Slytherin how grateful he was for that. Word Count: 1707 Authorās Notes: Beta-read by the wonderful MM (thank you love<3). This was my first attempt at smut, so I do hope it was somewhat decent. It was great fun to write this, especially for this amazing fest. Consent is such an important subject, and it should get more attention. I hope I did that in this ficlet. Great thank you to the mods of the fest why reminded my dumb ass to submit this after I sort-of completly forgot, whoops.
Treat Your Body Like A Temple
Vine references: Harry Potter Characters
Harry: Well Iām doing just fineā¦I lied Iām dying inside
Ron: i donāt have enough money for chicken nuggets
Hermione: that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopaedia of pl-pl-pl-pl-pl-
Neville: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla
Luna: he needs some milk
Ginny: Go back to sleep, and starve.
Draco: hey loser, say kid backwards! [dik?] Ha ha, thatās gayā¦
Dumbledore: [HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaTās gOoD fOr mE?] THATāS MY OPINIONNN!!!..
Snape: *to the ghostbusters theme song* Iām an adult virgin
Lily: oh my god why canāt you just take the freaking compliMEEEENTT
James: People constantly ask me whatās it like to be a sexy-
Sirius: All I wanna tell you is schoolās not important⦠Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dogā¦RUFF. You know?
Remus: [dad, look! itās the good kushā¦] This is the dollar store how good can it be?
Peter: I brought you Myrrh [thank you] Mur-dur! [huhā¦Judas..no]
McGonagall: smack that bitch
Flitwick: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!
Hagrid: look at all those chickens
Arthur: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does
Molly: every time you donāt yell at your kids, put a quarter in your sock and soon youāll have a weapon to beat-
Bill: wOw
Charlie: So no head?
Percy: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so Iām starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be: I would get pushed way less.
Fred: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
George: Iām John Cena!
Tonks: This bitch empty, YEET!
Moody: I wanna be a cowboy baby
Colin: That was legitness
Cho: Chris is that a weed?
Cedric: Oh my god they were roommates
Fleur: hi, Iām Renata Bliss and Iām your freestyle dance teacher
Victor: *slides in* Good evening
Dudley: Whaddup my name is Jared, Iām 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read
Petunia: I saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday!! [r-rebecca, itās not what you think!] i wonāt hesitate, bitch! * pew pew *
Dobby: Hi welcome to chilliās
Hedwig: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! Youāll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you
Narcissa: two shots of vodka *pours in half a bottle of vodka*
Bellatrix: I love you bitch. I aināt never gonna stop loving youā¦.bitch.
Voldemort: Iām a bad bitch you canāt kill me
I miss keef :ā(((
Hunk: Lance, I miss Keith :(
Lance: Donāt worry bud, I got you
Lance: *takes a deep breath*
Lance: *quiet yelling* What a shame the poor groomās bride is a whore.
Hunk: *crickets*
Lance: wait for it.
*crashing in the distance*
Keith: *breaks down door* I CHIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR
Remus: *Staring intently at a chocolate wrapper*
Sirius: Feeling guilty about eating that chocolate bar?
Remus: Debating if I should lick the wrapper or not.
Remus: What the hell is wrong with me?
Remusā Brain: Hereās a repressed memory that explains a lot of things.
Remus: Well, lock it back up?? Did I ask for all that????
can we just talk about the time that Lupin was recovering from a full moon and Snape taught the DADA class and made all the students write essays on how to kill werewolves for Lupin to read when he got back I hate Snape so much itās not funny
Lupin gets back and he feels like crap and suddenly his best friendās son is writing an essay about how to kill him like that is so fucked up
Bear in mind that an ex-Death Eater does this to someone who was in the Order, risked his life fighting against said Death Eaters and lost his best friends to the Death Eaterās genocidal leader, for the sole purpose of screwing him over, and as far as we know he experiences no consequences whatsoever for doing so.
And if that wasnāt enough, he made them write those essays hoping some of them would realize Lupinās a werewolf. And one did, but Hermione is a fucking DECENT HUMAN BEING and said nothing. Apparently the āinsufferable know-it-all'Ā can keep her mouth closed, when itās for something important. Just like SnapeĀ didnāt do at the end of the book.
Iām getting mad, so hereās something Iāve realized while reading The Order of the Phoenix again. (Please keep in mind that my books are in Italian and some concepts might be hard to explain, I apologize for my English mistakes)
In chapter 14, when The Trio talked with Sirius, he said that two years before Dolores Umbridge had written a law against werewolves that made it almost impossible for Lupin to find a job.
Now ask yourself this question. Why two years?
What had happened two years before? During Harryās third year? Oh, right. The Magical World had discovered that one of Hogwartsā teachers (someone who was in constant conctat with their children) was a werewolf. Does that ring any bell?
But thatās not all! If we take a look at chapter 15, in the Daily Prophet article we can see a familiar name: Remus Lupin. In a newspaper. Where everyone can read it. āThe werewolf Remus Lupinā. No wonder he couldnāt find a job! And itās not the first time the Daily Prophet has written about him, as itās stated in the article itself. There must have been a huge scandal when it had all come out.
So basically, when Snape decided he couldnāt bear not having what he wanted (for example, SIRIUS BLACK GETTING KISSED BY A DEMENTOR) and spilled the secret, he didnāt only tell the whole school. He didnāt only tell the kidsā parents. The told the whole Magical World.
He told the whole Magical World that a man who had kept his condition secret all his life was a werewolf.
And the Magical World responded with a law against werewolves.
So, basically, Snape didnāt only ruin Remus Lupinās life. He ruined the life of every single werewolf in the UK.
But, you know. Bravest man I ever knew.
FUCKING HIT THAT REBLOG SO FAST THANK YOU
Iām not even joking when Iām saying Iām crying rn my sweet precious baby this isnāt fair
Fuck yes. Fuck you Snivellus.
I know this is a quotes blog, but I had to reblog this. Fuck Snivellus, Fuck Umbridge, Remus did not deserve this and he didnāt deserve to die!
Remus: Iām not afraid to be alone in this room with my thoughts.
Remus:
Remus: My thoughts are awesome.
Remus: Appleby Arrows, cruise ships, pizza bagel restaurant, Iām a monster, Iām gonna die aloneā¦oh god, that happened fast.