[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

[hetaari-deactivated20230325]

Mama Mia it’s-a Wednesday

[hetaari-deactivated20230325]

WRONG FUCKING IMAGE

[its-your-mind]

HAPPY MAMA MIA ITS-A WEDNESDAY WRONG FUCKING IMAGE WEDNESDAY

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

[sleepimali]

Just me?

[batmantaking-hobbits2gallifrey]

Actually the worst thing in the world is alphabetical lists that put titles begining with "The" under the "T" section

[winvegas]

[keepingupwithzaynmalik]

Zayn performing live on stage at The O2 Academy Edinburgh on December 9, 2024 in Edinburgh (📷 credit)

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[moonbutters]

Me presenting my rock collection: *plays the start of Roxanne but cuts it off before the “anne”*

[jewishpangolin]

[sighinastorm]

the Champton of Brampton

[zhlnl28]

[piratedragqueen]

can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back

[p2ep]

Sleeping isnt enough for me. they need to invent sleeping 2

[lastgirlonearth999]

[homunculus-argument]

Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."

[taryikk]

My inner child is heartbroken. 31 is no age.

[mikufanclub]

feeling emotionally vulnerable so ill be walking around with a sword for the rest of the day

[depsidase]