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it really captures his essence
Angsty Dialogue Prompts
Writers reblog. People will ask you a number or two (maybe more) and basically, the main thing is to write an imagine/blurb/oneshot or maybe a whole fic on the person the asker wants.
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“You’re the reason that we started this fight.”
“They don’t know a thing about me.”
“You can’t fix it now.”
“I hope I never see you again.”
“I have to deal with this shame.”
“All you had to do was show me love.”
“I’m gonna make sure you regret that night.”
“You look at me like a stranger.”
“I’m falling so hard that it’s painful.”
“Why try?”
“The ones that killed me ain’t hurting you.”
“I can’t stand it anymore.”
“I know you won’t die for me.”
“Maybe I’ll move on.”
“You’ll never say it.”
“You’re hurting me from inside of my head.”
“What are we fighting for?”
“I’d rather go insane.”
“Save the truth for one more night.”
“Go. Yeah… I’ll be okay.”
“Don’t let me be the last to know.”
“Everywhere I walk I see your face.”
“‘Cause words never last.”
“Maybe you’ll find what you really wanted.”
“I do everything for you.”
“Do I deserve this?”
“Drinking won’t do it.”
“Don’t fret baby.”
“Can you hear me?”
“Smiling won’t hide it.”
“What you left behind has left me haunted.”
“Fighting won’t knock you out of my head.”
“I’m in pieces.”
“It’s like a dagger in my heart.”
“You won’t let me make it right.”
“So when are you gonna let me out?”
“I can’t be mad for loving you that way.”
“It seems like peace is the only thing I’ll never know.”
“I’d fill the vacancy.”
“It won’t kill me this way… would it?”
“I can’t even find a place to start.”
“If heartache was a physical pain, I could take it.”
“You tell me you love me… but do you?”
“How do I choose between my head and heart?”
“Go your own way. And do your own thing.”
“I’m drowning in sorrow.”
“It doesn’t have to be this way.”
“How do I get up from an all time low?”
“They say there’s one chance you get… I’ll take it.”
“But I’m saying that I’m sorry!”
“What’s a man/woman gotta do to make you happy?”
“There’s still no way to replace you.”
“The last words I would say..[..]..”
“I don’t see it working out.”
“No matter how hard I try, I just can’t make you realise…[..]..”
“I’m trying so hard to numb the pain.”
“What’s with the punishment?”
“You know I never want to hurt you.”
“Is it all about the fortune and fame?”
“I don’t know why I’d ever want to.”
“I’m the one to blame.”
“You’ll come back to me.”
“I can’t be mad that I gave you my heart to break.”
“I’ve been here all alone.”
“You don’t hurt like you should.”
“I gave permission to take the easy way out.”
“This isn’t the way I though it would be.”
“It’s no longer you and I.”
“Is it all for fun?”
“I’m running out of patience.”
“You better believe I’m gone.”
“I’m not perfect, nobody is.”
“You always think/thought that you can do better.”
“I made a bad decision because I’m here missing you now.”
“It seems you’re all good.”
“I’m far too gone.”
“I can’t be mad because I let you slip away…”
“I’m looking for someone to replace your heart.”
“While you’re looking happy, I’m going through hell.”
“In the bigger picture, hopefully I’ll be with you.”
“You never knew what I’d done yet. Stop jumping into conclusions!”
“I thought I was strong.”
“I know I should try to get on with my life.”
“You don’t have to know about the wounds that hurt me the most.”
“Everytime you have to leave, I can’t believe it cuts so deep.”
“These scars will heal before long.”
“I don’t think you even know.”
“That’s why I’m telling you!”
“We still had the passion to hate.”
“I miss missing you.”
“There isn’t anyone else that can take this pain away.”
“I won’t beg you to stay.”
“At least that’s what I’ll say..”
“There’s just some loves you can’t survive.”
“I will never show how deep these wounds go.”
“I guess I was wrong.”
“I just miss all the mess that we made.”
“I wanna die for you because love is only true if it hurts.”
“I just want you to be stuck in this second forever.”
“I miss watching you as you try not to end up in tears, begging to get back together.”
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Djwifi December day 10: Late Night + Heroes
i combined both prompts from both blogs for this one so yEET! @djwifidecember @djwifi-december
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If anyone asked Alya what her favorite thing in the entire world was, she wouldn’t be able to answer truthfully to anyone that wasn’t her boyfriend. “Being a superhero” wasn’t exactly a smart response, even if it was true.
At the moment, she was transformed into her alter ego, along with Carapace, and they were running patrol for the night. Or, rather, that’s what they were supposed to be doing, but they would always tend to get carried away.
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When the Sun Met the Moon: No Powers
Written for @marichatmay
Because I don’t know how to write in the canon universe anymore, here is another AU for Marichat May. Ladybug and Chat Noir are both the heroes of Paris but Ladybug can only transform in the day and Chat Noir only in the night so they’ve never met each other (and their kwamis are a part of the jewelry for now, at least). There isn’t a villain as of yet in this AU so they mostly handle helping out the police and keeping watch over the city in general.
Day 1:
“I just think it’s weird that you aren’t even curious. Can you hand me that hair tie?” Alya asked, pointing with one hand while she held a ponytail of her hair in the other.
Marinette plucked the black band from the clutter of their bathroom counter and gave it to her roommate. “I never said I wasn’t curious.”
“You should just flag Chat Noir down one night and be like ‘Hey, what’s up? I’m Ladybug. We should hang out.’ I bet he would totally be down for it. He seems cool.”
“Yeah, that sounds like something I would say,” she snorted. “Why would he even believe me?”
“Because you just radiate badassness.”
“That’s not a thing and I’m pretty sure if it was, it’s not something I give off as Marinette.”
Alya gave her an appraising nod. “Yeah, maybe not so much usually, but sometimes badass Marinette peeks through,” she teased. “Anyway, you should meet him and then you should be like, by the way, my roommate runs a blog about us and you should let her interview you.”
“Ah, and the truth comes out.” Marinette picked up her toothbrush and reached for the toothpaste. “This is less about Ladybug meeting Chat Noir and more about Alya meeting Chat Noir.”
“I’m offended right now. Wounded even.”
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One of my favorite things that season does is when she reposts old stuff because I go through phases of being on tumblr (thanks ADD) and I don’t always get to see everything she writes. This, however, was an absolutely amazing story. The end had me crying but it also was so good and wow. I will never get over how amazing season is at writing.
adrien’s search history be like
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cat puns
moonwalking tutorial
how to get cheese smell out of your clothes
how to get a girl to fall in love with you
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what does it mean when a girl has a bunch of pictures of you in her room
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what does it mean when a girl asks you to get her constipation medicine
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what does a mean when a girl tries to kiss you while you’re pretending to be a statue
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is it weird to want to kiss a girl who’s just a friend
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don’t tell me this isn’t what his photo app looks like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Covered in Ashes
This drabble was requested by @27percentonrottentomatoes through ko-fi. Thanks so much for your support and your super kind words. They made my day! <3
There are spoilers for the episode Chat Blanc though it diverges from canon.
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“You don’t look very happy to see me, Minibug.” Bunnyx stepped out of her portal but left it open behind her.
Ladybug sighed and dropped her yoyo back to her side, realizing she wasn’t going home like she’d planned. She glanced over her shoulder to make sure Chat Noir was still making his way across rooftops on his way home in the opposite direction. “It’s never good when you wait to come see me after Chat Noir is gone. Please don’t tell me you found another one.”
“Afraid so. Come on.” The older hero returned through the portal and Ladybug reluctantly followed her.
“We have to be getting up into the thirties now. How does this keep happening to him? I’ve tried to be so careful. I haven’t done anything that could give away my identity to anyone.”
“You’re not the only factor. I’ve told you that before,” Bunnyx replied, searching for the right viewing window. “And this one is different from the others. I don’t think you’re going to be able to change things back.”
Ladybug stepped closer as her eyes flicked carefully between windows. Bunnyx had given up trying to shield her for the most part and it’d become a blessing and a curse. “Why do you say that?”
“There’s nothing left.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean exactly that.” Bunnyx pointed to a dark screen. “There’s nothing left. The world, the universe, it’s all gone. I don’t think even the Cure can do anything about that. You said Tikki warned you that these Chat Blanc restorations were taking a toll, didn’t you?”
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As always, Season blows me away with her writing. This is so freaking good. I absolutely love it. ❤️💕
you know the usual trope of either Tom or Sabine caughting Marichat cuddling in Mari’s room?
How about, Marichat in Adrien’s room, and the one who caughts them is Gabriel xD
If I may take your wonderful idea and get far too carried away by it
Marinette lay in the crook of Chat’s arm, using a fingernail to scratch just behind his ear. It had come as a shock to learn that they were essentially real cat ears on Adrien’s head but if he’s able to hear through them she supposed it made sense.
They didn’t usually cuddle in the Agreste household but the Dupain-Cheng’s were growing suspicious of the cat and ladybug themed heroes who often lingered around the residence. Of course, Adrien could just come over without the leather cat suit, but he was far more comfortable behind the mask and Marinette wasn’t going to force him. It wasn’t often he got to truly be himself and if his true self involved a tight leather body suit then Marinette wasn’t going to complain.
They had chosen this particular day to cuddle due to the stress of, well, everything. It was their last year before deciding on college’s and while Marinette knew her career path, Adrien was having trouble deciding. On the flip side, Adrien was still well ahead of his grade but Marinette was struggling to keep up. Thankfully, her boyfriend was one of the smartest kids in school, but their study sessions didn’t ever end as study sessions.
Not only was studying a problem, akuma attacks were nearly every day and much stronger than when they’d started. Ladybug and Chat Noir’s partnership had grown to a five person team, but with Hawkmoth and Mayura’s increasing strength, it didn’t seem to be enough. Ladybug had chosen to permanently give Rena Rouge, Carapace, and Queen Bee their miraculouses a year after gaining her own, allowing their strength as individuals and as a team to grow exponentially. Their strength and trust had seemed unbeatable until recently. Marinette would often spend hours staring at the miraculouses and deciding who to add to the team, but even with Adrien’s help she was at a loss.
On this particular evening they’d already faced an akuma and had decided to study at Adrien’s house. It wasn’t often that anyone bothered checking on Adrien, however on this particular evening Gabriel needed to talk to his son. The details of the conversation to be became irrelevant as soon as Gabriel opened his sons bedroom door.
What had started as an innocent study session had gotten a bit heated. Marinette straddled Chat Noir’s lap, her lips were all but glued to the cat hero as their intense make out session progressed. Little moans left Marinette’s lips which is probably what had distracted Chat Noir. It wasn’t until a certain Mr. Gabriel Agreste cleared his throat that Chat refocused his hearing.
Marinette all but flew off Chat’s lap in that moment. She began to open her mouth, but Gabriel’s hand silenced any word she could utter.
“I assume my son is in the shower?” Gabriel former it like a question, but with the water running it was clear where he was.
“Yes, sir. We-we will just be going now.” With that, Chat scooped Marinette into his arms and quickly left through the window. He dreaded to know the scolding he’d get later and so quickly dropped Marinette off with muttered apologies and returned home through the bathroom window.
With Nathalies help, Gabriel had less often felt as though he needed Emilies natural parenting expertise but in a situation like this he truly had no idea how to proceed. If his son preferred men, or women, or even both he didn’t care much. The boy was 18 and truth be told Gabriel didn’t mind him having sexual exploits. Sure, it wasn’t encouraged but he could handle sex. But a threesome? And with a sworn enemy of Hawkmoth? And the Furry, too?? He could’ve handled the pitiful little bug but the black leather cat?
He needed to tell Nathalie to bulk order parenting books.
Regret
Watched the new Miraculous Ladybug episode and I’m surprised how well they managed it. I was kind of scared tbh 😅 I won’t share any details tho, no worries 💙
This is so good and heartbreaking, I wanna cry…
I’ve been waiting all day to draw this.
This … this made me tear up. Like actual tears. Wtf.
Ladybug: They ask me how I manage the Miraculous so easily.
Ladybug: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever.
Ladybug: Earlier, Chat called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on, Rena shot me in throat with a nerf gun.
SAD HOURS : OPEN
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
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bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
Just so y'all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.
Mademoiselle de Maupin (Julie d’Aubigny) has always been one of my role models. I’m so glad this post exists so more people can learn about her. The more you know, the more there’s to love. Let’s see:
Around 1678 (she was like fourteen or fifteen), she was making a living in Marseilles by doing fencing exhibitions, dressed in male clothes, with her boyfriend who was on the run because he killed a guy in an illegal duel in Paris.
Then she joined an opera company and fell in love with a young woman, but the woman’s parents decided to put her in a convent to, you know, protect her honor and all that…
…so yeah, that’s when the whole “sneaking into a convent to help a nun sneak out and also putting the room on fire” thing happened.
She wounded a guy through the shoulder with a sword in a duel because he had made fun of her clothes. They became friends after she came back a few days later to ask if he was okay.
She beat a singer who was quite famous at the time because he was being a jerk to some women from her new opera troupe in Paris.
She kissed a young woman in front of everyone at a society ball, and that angered three noblemen who were there, so she beat them all in duel and fled to Brussels. Then she resumed her opera career there.
Then she returned to the Paris opera and had yet more problems with the law because she beat up her landlord.
She retired to a convent after the death of her love Madame la Marquise de Florensac, and died at only 33 years old.
The legend says that she never got arrested for all her deeds because king Louis XIV thought she was way too entertaining to deserve death. I have no idea if that’s true. But she did sing in Versailles for the Court, so there’s that.
She’s back on my dash!
The woman who is, no word of a lie, MY PERSONAL HERO :D
How badass can you be to basically get a lifetime pardon from the king?!
Julie D’aubigny: It’s okay I have a note from the king
“Julie can do what she wants - King Louis XIV”
If I take this thread and take it to the Miraculous Ladybug universe, then:
Dammit! SHE WAS A LADYBUG !!!
THIS WHOLE POST WAS AMAZING BUT AS SOON AS I SAW SHIT ABOUT LADYBUG I LOST IT
Wait but like… what if the nun… was her Chat Noir….
There’s a hole in my heart, can you fix it?
Edit: bonus process gif ;)
Adrien can say "just a friend" all he wants but the fact that he thought Marinette looked so beautiful with her hair down, enough to make him seriously pause his laughter in awe then stare means SOMETHING
Adrien: "Felix is not a bad guy, he lost his father recently, he must be suffering a lot :("
Chat Noir: "Well aren't you a friendless pathetic asshole?"
au where chat blanc was being literal when he said the akuma was in his heart and ladybug has to rip his heart out of his chest.
I genuinely thought it was actually inside him when he said that and was expecting Ladybug to crack him like a glow stick to get it out