One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave βοΈ
call that the Hollander Goodbye
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One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave βοΈ
call that the Hollander Goodbye
okay we get it shane hollander is fucking yours and yours only no one is taking him away from you jesus christ
Shane when heβs the peg vs. Shane when heβs the hole.
Hollanov married shenanigans pt.2
Ilya + his seeing God face
And that's all you need to know about Heated Rivalry.
someone overhears ilya threatening shane with releasing an incriminating photo and the whole league and twitter goes wild because this is blackmail !!
so shane has to post the photo himself to prove that no, boston captain ilya rozanov does not have any evidence or incriminating documents on shane hollander
instead itβs a picture of canadas golden boy hungover eating mcdonaldβs for breakfast flipping off the camera wearing a raiders hoodie
I'm just gonna leave this here.
More hollanov as textposts:
sure, this might as well happen
What's a girl to write for merfolk!AU?
I have approximately 573 words written, but I still have leeway to write this as Shane is captured and is relocated to a facility that acts as a rehabilitation center (for endangered or severely injured species) / learning center (marine mammal/ichthyologist biologists & civilians) and Shane is meant to be essentially Ilya's mental health companion to help ease the feral and neglected mer (Ilya) and they are later mated and then released once Ilya is fully healed and Shane takes him to his pod. (Idk, do you guys want mpreg with this lmfao)
Or
Romeo/Juliet type of relationship mer-relationship. I was basically going to make this a type of Warriors theme with the opposing clans (pods) but ohhh noooooo, they're both seducing each other without realizing it and they're absolutely fucked if either of their pods find out, so they're just meeting up every time it's their turn on rotation to hunt for their pods (the drama of Shane accidentally getting knocked up lmfao)
I'm a sucker for creature!AU and let them play for real mermaids in Shane's lake at his cottage.
The above prompts, which sounds more interesting
Prompt 1
Prompt 2
a secret 3rd thing idk describe what you want & maybe I'll jot that down