Gojo: I saw Nanami crying in the hallway, and then the alarm on his phone went off, and he just stopped crying and went back to work.
Nanami: It’s called time management.

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Gojo: I saw Nanami crying in the hallway, and then the alarm on his phone went off, and he just stopped crying and went back to work.
Nanami: It’s called time management.
So at work there is a soda delivery guy who comes in almost everyday to restock and though we’ve barely said a word to each other, we definitely Know Of each other. Well this morning I finally got a shift where I could sleep in but my dad was like Hey the cable guy is coming at 7 to replace the cable boxes and I was like alright whatever I’ll just sleep in but forgot there was a cable box in my room. So it’s 7 in the morning I vaguely hear my dad let the cable guy into my room to just swap the box and I wake up to see??? Soda Delivery Guy???? in my room???? Turns out his second job is working cable but wow here Soda Man is standing in my doorway and I’m wrapped up in a pink bunny blanket surrounded by stuffed animals like
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Good Luck Getting Across This Shit With A Mach Bike Losers This Post Was Made By Acro Bike Gang
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cockwarming w. the jjk men!
✎ request: hi!! heard that u take nsfw contents can u write about cockwarming gojo and like any characters in jjk too tysm!!
✎ characters included: gojo + nanami + toji
✎ warnings/tags: NSFW, cockwarming, edging, choking, riding, dom/sub, breeding kink, missionary, mating press, praise kink
✎ a/n: i actually really enjoyed the concept of cockwarming gojo, so im going to be including it in an upcoming oneshot!
↪ GOJO SATORU:
trust me when i tell you this man loves cockwarming
and honestly you love it too
you love seeing his hair sticky with sweat and his chest heave as he tries to resist the urge to fuck up into your wet heat
did i not mention that gojo is the one being dominated?
cockwarming truly brings out the sub side of him, you didn’t know he had
but seriously, he loves you sitting on his cock
you’re not even riding him just yet, but seeing how long he can hold out for
mix that with a little bondage and choking, and he’s in heaven
you love feeling him twitch inside you, his body desperate to start moving
eager to do something, anything, to subside his arousal
with small thrusts of his hips, he’ll give a valiant effort
you already know how stubborn he is, so don’t be surprised when he edges himself for much longer than expected
eyebrows scrunched in concentration, he really does try his hardest
just when it feels like his body can’t take anymore you start to bounce up and down on his length
as soon as you start to grind down your hips, he’s a goner
he releases his seed into you almost immediately, too caught up in the relief and pleasure to feel the embarrassment of coming too early
though it was quick, he’s too busy panting and moaning to care
and honestly
he can’t remember the last time he came so hard
↪NANAMI KENTO:
unlike gojo, nanami likes cockwarming for the reasons any normal person would
after all, what’s not to like about being buried balls deep in your leaking pussy for a prolonged amount of time
nanami does cockwarming before and after sex, depending on his mood of the day
when it’s before, he slips himself inside of you, relishing in the way you shift your hips beneath him
you’re confused when he doesn’t start thrusting, but instead keep himself inside your warm cunt, not moving
he’ll praise you for doing such a good job taking his length, and being a patient little thing for him
he waits to see how long you can take it, before your composed facade turns to you desperately begging for him to fuck you
he follows through, sloppily thrusting in and out, until both of you reach completion
when its after, post orgasm, he stays inside you, watching the cum spill out of your entrance
it’s hot enough to make him want to go for another round, but he decides to simply enjoy the feeling of your walls around him
↪TOJI FUSHIGURO:
now this is the man who does cockwarming with the intention of seeing you squirm
he’d stay in your soft, warm, cunt all day if he could
similar to nanami, toji likes cockwarming before and after sex
he adores sitting you on his lap, watching you shift eagerly on his length, while he doesn’t move a muscle
he won’t start fucking you until you’re on the verge of tears, the need for his cock consuming you
we all know toji has a bit of a sadistic side
he likes to see you fall apart beneath him, your body completely spent from his length shoving into you over and over again
after he cums inside your tight pussy, he keeps himself inside, holding you tight
toji is a sucker for a good mating press
he always fucks you with the intention of breeding you, making sure you know damn well your body belongs to him, and him only
✎ side note: to submit a request, click here to read the rules, and click here to be taken to my asks page (where requests are submitted). thank you for reading!
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My ho phase consists of me imagining 2D characters are real and railing me.
Write how someone finally snapped while working in retail and how they became the worlds greatest villain.
You know what? In all my ten years of working in retail, I've never once came so close to snapping that I've walked off. Let alone become any sort of villian, great or not.
But, I guess it had to happen eventually. That deadly combination of unavoidable customers back to back to back, along with the repetitive satellite music that just won't turn off no matter how many times you change the station...
Yeah... Sorry, but no.
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Is this place still on?
Naruto said trans rights
My phone autocorrected Mewtwo to Naruto but you know what, Naruto says trans rights too.
BELIEVE IT
if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think
Freddie as a guardian angel!
He’s playing his music from a magical recorder that reaches whoever needs it ❤️
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This is the best, mostly because it suggests that when I’m having a shit day and spontaneously get a Queen song stuck in my head, it’s no accident. Thanks, Freddie
Mulan (1998) / Mulan (2020)
when's my rich eccentric old relative with no heirs of their own who my parents never told me about because they're considered an embarrassment to the family going to show up at my house suddenly without invitation or prior announcement and offer me a place on their expedition to find a legendary treasure or lost city widely regarded to be a myth by the greater scientific community
You can be the eccentric relative if you try hard enough
oh i've already got that down but there's still one not so small problem
Tis the season we retell the story of threatening a rich man with his own death in order to get him to pay his employees livable wages and not horde money.
Never lose the holiday spirit.
I really hate those stupids posts that are like:
“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”
You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.
If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.
For the uninformed:
I was already gonna reblog because of the Harkness Test, but that gif made a good post great.