Danen the Trashling

They/Them // Musician + Game dev + Writer // Multifandom trash // Will like ANY post they see regardless of quality

[failboy-deactivated20240116]

sorry for being incredibly hot and sexy but i can't help it, im trans

[imaginingfromtheblock]

[violetwylde]

Fanfic be like, "if you don't have your own gay little man, store bought is fine"

[tickfleato]

other ppl i guess: *use ‘its magic’ as a way to not think about it anymore*

me, compelte idiot: *uses ‘its magic’ as an excuse ot come up with excessively convolued magic systems using stuff i barely understand* 

[jakemorph]

wizard: *uses ‘its magic’ to ‘cast spells’ and ‘potions’*

[cumpriest]

fuck you you cant cast a potion you idiot. amateur mistake

[jakemorph]

this fucking dipshit doesnt know how to cast a potion

[nudityandnerdery]

Casting a potion, step one:

[hootenanie]

on a spiritual level I am wildly and irresponsibly brandishing a knife as I gesture

[reniadeb]

[sky-bears]

@smol–jelly I can’t-

[casualdanen]

voxel avocato but I actually tried this time

ThEY kinda look like trash but hey ho!!! im posting them anyway!!! This took maybe 30-40 mins? not exactly sure but either way was a good way to practice faces.. Might do lil cato at some point OR animate this

[targent]

*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt* *starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…

[casualdanen]

V. quick practice doodles from memory ;)

little catos face looks so weird but apart from that I’m quite happy with how these turned out for a 5 min exersize luvs :)

Might do quinn hue and Kvn next??? if i can be arsed lmao

[liquidstar]

this is what it feels like straying too far from my circle of mutuals on tumblr dot com

[liquidstar]

this post has already gotten far enough from my circle of mutuals that people think the girl with the glasses is the one that im sympathizing with in this post

[ohevoyev]

i miss when ppl straight up lied on here. i’m gonna start doing it again. okay so yesterday i saw hannibal lecter in the target bathroom

[dragonblaze374]

Please don’t lie. We’ve got enough stupid bullshit going on in Washington, D.C. with the riots, we DO NOT need that useless idiocy here. Not now. I cannot believe people could be so cruel. This is not who we are, America. We are a proud and mighty nation. WE DO NOT NEED WAR. What we need is to start being the glorious, kind America we once were. Please, if you must protest, do it peacefully if you care about America at all.

[ohevoyev]

this is a post about hannibal lecter

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[maxknightley]

yeah and it kicks ass

[catsi]

hell yeah this chick fucking gets it

[valtsv]

girl i can torment you with incomprehensible horrors

[casualdanen]

My dog at me when he throws up

[thevastnessof]

i love when ppl who constantly use self deprecating humor interact with me, theyre never sure how to react. theyre like "lol well we all hate ourselves anyways" and im like "no, im sexy as hell actually" like oil and water everytime

[mockingmolly]

Self-appreciating humor even when u 100% don’t believe what you’re saying is legitimately such an esteem-booster & i’d recommend everyone to try and replace deprecating jokes with exaggeratedly-positive & validating ones whenever u can

And tbh, it’s funnier/more comfortable for everyone involved anyway. Like, failing spectacularly at something but going “lol y’all WISH you had my talents” instead? Hilarious. Its funny, alleviates the pressure on other ppl to validate your negativity, AND even when what you’re saying “isn’t true” your brain still responds to hearing positive input & your attitude towards yourself & your situation becomes so much healthier after a while. This kind of thing has been proven to improve mental health & curb self-harming tendencies, as well as contribute to healthier social environments ;0;

[mockingmolly]

Yes I do, actually 

[citizen-zero]

we all just need to emulate the raw confidence of the kid who has the power of god AND anime on his side

[myadhdlife]

Doing this has genuinely saved me. Pls be kind to yourself even when you don't believe it

[valtsv]

since i use they/them pronouns i can make up any of those "well, you know what they say" phrases and it'll be true because i said it

[valtsv]

me: well, they don't call me the stupid sexy funny bitch who's never wrong and has amazing taste for nothing

someone: who's "they"

me:

[strange-aeons]

i think you're a bad influence bc i watched your video and now i have a burning desire to get my nipples pierced

That was not the intended take away from the video but ok

[iconicpopstar]

A letter Kate Bush sent in 1978 to a 14 years old fan who requested her the lyrics to her song “Wuthering Heights” 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Ed Sheeran and Hozier made a Christmas movie where a man (played by Hozier) is dating a bog nymph and has to pass her off as human when his roommates asked to meet her for Christmas. The soundtrack was just Shape of You on repeat and the only scene I can remember was where she got super drunk and filled their bathtub with frogs.