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In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

sanjipussyindulgence

foeofcolor

Only day you can rb this

foeofcolor

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

yorgen-sh

log6

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

luulapants

Wait hold on what was that

OP spongecake_cats on TikTok ♡

depsidase

gayvampyr

lmfao

pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

empress-hancock

This is just objectively hilarious

inwardhardar

Breakfast gun goes on the right (if right-handed) but must be layed on its left side; the proper orientation to grab it quickly in case of attack.

joosh-the-only

I'm confident that's what he meant

mag-agenttorture

I'd argue it goes on the left on its right side if you're right-handed, due to your utensil of choice already occupying your right hand.

yetanotherdayofdrudgery

Then you have to reach across the plate to draw.

euronymous4e

It's coffee mug on the left, breakfast gun on the right. It's all finger food anyway so etiquette says do that with the left hand to keep your right open in case of a self defense situation

beardedmrbean

Depending on if you want to be threatening or not you flip the gun to handle in or out, slide back or not is also included there, if the handle is facing out and the gun is on the side of your dominant hand it means you feel threatened.

This is a peaceful breakfast but there's still a little bit of concern otherwise the mag would be sticking out a bit instead of in the ready to go position.