TWO LEZBROS ONE BLOG

Just two lezbros blogging about life. That's all. Forever Yours, Rileh and Cunt Dykeula

[deathtodickens]

Dangling the existence of televised representation over the heads of marginalized groups is exactly how you know something’s wrong with TV.

[anatomy-greys]

Fifty Shades of Grey

[alittlepinkvial]

More entertaining and better made than the actual film.

[thundergrace]

requested by anonymous

[steviedicksss]

THAT LOOK SHE GIVES HER BYE

[thundergrace]

I can’t lie, that gets hotter ever time I see it.

[324b21-clone]

Orphan Black, the show where the scariest character is a soccer mom and the cutest one is a religious extremist sociopath & serial killer.

[cowbellguy]

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

[2lezbros1blog]

Yo Lezbro,

currently has a crush on this straight girl (i know she's straight ok) & it's the worst ever. how does one get over it? under it? all over it? those glances are just.. ugh.

That is all,

- RIleh

[2lezbros1blog]

Yo Lezbro,

But like im having a lezbro withdrawals tho.. this girl lives like million km away from the city, and when she does come down.. i never see her cause im either busy or she's busy. but im soooo proud of her man, like damn. lol but i know when we do catch up, it's like bro, nothing's changed. that's what i like about our friendship.

alright, before i get emotional here.. 

yo lezbro, i miss you.

That's all. 

- Rileh

[2lezbros1blog]

When I was in high school I thought a girlfriend would make my life easier.

I don't know why.

My adolescent mind just thought a girlfriend would make me feel less lonely, thus, making me feel better about my life.

Turns out, you have to find your own happiness, you have get your own shit together, and you have to solve your own problems.

Turns out, a girlfriend is a person who holds you back when you're about to get into a cat fight in public. 

- cunt dykeula

[calzona-ga]

[2lezbros1blog]

OMG. CALLIE AS ALEX VAUSE... I CAN'T WITH THIS. 

That's all.

- Rileh

[2lezbros1blog]

YO LEZBRO,

Man I was having such a really really good dream (about OITNB and like meeting them at a bar with like loads of girls there) but of course my sister woke me up cause she was asking for change. LIKE WHO DOES THAT? ugh. That is all. - Rileh

[cowbellguy]

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

[2lezbros1blog]

YO LEZBRO,

To me, a girlfriend isn't someone you have many things in common with. To me, a girlfriend isn't the first person you talk to in the morning, or the last person you talk to at night. To me, a girlfriend isn't someone you spend every minute of every day with. To me, a girlfriend isn't someone who needs to know what you're doing every fifteen minutes. To me, a girlfriend isn't someone who needs to tag along wherever you go, or come when you're out with your friends.

To me, a girlfriend is someone who calls you a "little shit" because you're comfortable enough to pull pranks on each other. To me, A girlfriend is someone you can go to McDonald's with and order seven things from the menu and pig out until you can't stand up. To me, a girlfriend is someone who keeps you warm while you watch a street fight on TV. To me, a girlfriend is someone you barely have anything in common with but your personalities click so well that you can be totally different, yet connect on a whole 'nother level.

Your girlfriend,

- cunt dykeula

[2lezbros1blog]

YO LEZBRO,

I had a dream last night that my ex and I went out to lunch together.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, as if.

Nope,

- cunt dukeula

[2lezbros1blog]

Yo Lezbro,

I actually miss the bro though, we need to catch up.. All this adult shit needs to stop for a bit and go back to hooters days. Y'know what I'm sayin That's all, Rileh

[2lezbros1blog]

YO LEZBRO,

My girlfriend is mad at me because she shared a super long and meaningful story about her friend and I replied with "You know what's good? McDonald's breakfast."

She's so selfish, I was just wanted to express my love for McGriddles.

Forever hungry,

- cunt dykeula

[2lezbros1blog]

"really, really nice strong hands" I can't with your gay ass.

LOL :X

[2lezbros1blog]

holy shit. cunt dykeula's posts are grade A.

HAHAHAHA why thank u.

- cunt dykeula