[rat-king-they-them]

[rat-detector-24-but-gayer]

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

[mutipede]

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too

[speedlimit15]

my grandma sent me a vintage book of texas postcards and this is the best one

[crtter]

[pumpkinthistle]

[alivehouse]

microdosing on piranesi by getting really lost in art museums

[c-53]

Piranesi: I like seeing pretty things and being happy and nice

The Other: god you’re so selfish

Piranesi: everyone who’s ever lived is my friend

[winter-wise]

give it up for the Beloved Child of the House

[lacnunga]

Guy who forgor 🌊

[man-ti-core]

susanna clarke (source) u cannot just say that now i will be Thinking about it Forever

[deathcomequickly]

The Drowned Halls

[sauzzart]

“The beauty of the House is immeasurable; its Kindness infinite”

[calcium-draws]

i just think he's phenomamal

[curiousscallop]

When you suggested 🤔 so 😳✨perspicaciously ‼️ just now that the solution to this 😭😨insufferable 😱 state of affairs lay in the 🔥🔥🔥 destruction of your brother’s cumbersome 🚫 library 🚫👎🔥🔥🔥 i felt that you were right 😁👍 and that only through a 💪brave action 🫵🗣️ of that kind might you be able to lift up your heads 👸👸🙌 once more and feel the slur ☠️😰 removed from your escutcheon 🛡️⚔️☀️☀️ that idea of yours spelt 📝 genius 💡‼️💎 i appeal to your ladyships 🙇👸👸 to do what you feel to be consistent 👏 with your 👏 honor 👏 and your 👏 pride 👏‼️‼️ you are not 👵 old 🚫🚫 your ladyships, oh no 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ you are ‼️🚫 not 👵old👵🚫 but ☝️ are you young ⁉️ i should like to feel ❤️❤️ that what years you have left will be ✨ filled ✨ with 💫🌇glamorous 💍 days 🌅🌅 and 🫣🤭 romantic 😘 nights 🌌🌌🌌 shall it be so ?? Shall we take the step 🏃‍➡️ toward ‼️ Justice 👩‍⚖️👩‍⚖️⁉️ yes or no, my dear ladies ❤️👸👸❤️ yes or no

[tep-the-conjurer]

[pjackk]

Bon giorno it is 10 am for the beutiful fashionistas of italia right now perfect time for a brunch with handsome loved onws

[hannahp0calypse]

pjackk its 2 in the morning on a friday the fashionistas are asleep and/or drunk

[pjackk]

Can i just have a win for the first time in my entire life

[girlbloke]

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

[unsentimentaltranslator]

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

[girlbloke]

period i am against that for sure

[scary-ivy]

[389]

merry

[shamebats]

Did they task the vampires with hanging up the flags 😭