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awaiting the void

[markv5]

Подстава

[a-cat]

this is not a helpful translation, google.

[a-cat]

oh

[viohra]

Now this is a Russian culture lesson

[300pets]

I, uh, I don’t know how to log out of tumblr. someone pls halp 😭

never mind i figured it out 🤗

l8r alligator

[mille-marteaux]

[arkadykoshka]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[hostilemuppet]

[merryy-shitscram-blog]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

[bejoer-blog]

Who tf even where these people

[presidentjoey-deactivated201902]

Old White Men can and will ruin anything

I was running the cashier and drinks at the restaurant i work at and this mid/older 50′s looking guy walks up and orders a tecate 

since tecate is a mexican beer, I offered him a lime 

if you aren’t familiar with mexican beers or being mexican in general, limes go in that shit, they go in everything, fight me on this

and he says to me in a laughing way 

“No thanks, limes are for girls”

?????????????????????

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

Haha citrus?

Citrus is for women

Real men have scurvy 

[married-to-amazement]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[chipotlebear]

Some people are too good for this world

[unclefather]

[last-2-laugh]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur

[memescomedy]

[livspec]

Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-