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i is a human being

[oneheadtoanother]

[xdevilsoulx]

Its okay (I cried all night and all day bc of it)

[31hashtag]

me when i drop a food on the ground

[zedogica]

cant stop thinking about this video its driving me insane. scariest object ever made. looked it up w friends in a discord call and found out its like fucking eight feet tall and made of solid metal

imagine visiting someone's house for a party, it goes late. 1 in the morning. you're drunk and high. you have to go to the bathroom before going home. hallway lights are off, its like a train tunnel. this thing is at the end of the hallway

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[31hashtag]

there is nothing more american than pigeon tattoo

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

[indigos-shits-and-giggles-deact]

THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!

[wolfram-petanu]

happy Thursday the 20th guys

[fizzimus]

Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Tumblr post with this many notes. See you all in April!

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[thoughts-of-kel]

IT’S THURSDAY THE 20TH

[i-am-a-fish]

drink water

I'll let you choose how much

one sip

two sips

I will not be drinking water

I will drink a different liquid

I will not drink water but I will suck some moisture out of the atmosphere

I'm just going to lay down

I'm going to lay down for a while on the ground

three sips

I love voting in polls, it's fun to see what options people pick

water

Voting ended onJun 4, 2024

[charlesoberonn]

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

[charlesoberonn]

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

[charlesoberonn]

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

[mr-elementle]

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

[sudokobitch-blog]

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

[jadensilver]

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

[dikubutto]

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

[charlesoberonn]

shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes

A black domino mask

A dark grey wool hat

a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets

a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”

[micaxiii]

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

[charlesoberonn]

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

[charlesoberonn]

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

[silverjirachi]

You do the crime, you get the crime.

[charlesoberonn]

The plan is working!

[t0mies-b0dy]

HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”

[charlesoberonn]

He is gay, and does crimes.

[werewolfie]

Crime Man strikes again

[aegistrucy]

I like Crime man

[charlesoberonn]

And Crime Man likes you too

[defendor-of-freedom]

¿ what are his Powers?

[charlesoberonn]

Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.

[charlesoberonn]

By the way, Crime Man lives in Florida.

[evilkitten3]

op i respect you but absolutely no part of this post required clarification that crime man lives in florida. that was already understood.

[vaspider]

This is one of those posts that you stop what you’re doing and read it to your partner(s)

[charlesoberonn]

Read the story on AO3 to them as well while you’re at it.

[darreinhardt]

He’s the hero we didn’t need and didn’t know we wanted.

[pukicho]

hrmmm

[famous-theymos]

i'm NOT reading all that 💀💀

[pukicho]

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[jesterbots]

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[31hashtag]

yeah i completely agree. this trend is so disheartening to see. when someone tries to hide something inside the thing they made and it all just doesn't matter because no one watched or read it all the way through, so the true purpose of the contend gets wasted. it's such a shame Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow You just put your lips together and you come real close Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Here we go Look, I'm betting you like people And I'm betting you love freak mode And I'm betting you like girls That give love to girls and stroke your little ego

[31hashtag]

fuck yoh this is a dnd blog now

i kidnapped the partys child :)

[31hashtag]

i want a best friend in a legally blonde way

[were--ralph]

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

[were--ralph]

wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.

[were--ralph]

you have one week remaining.

[were--ralph]

you have no chance to survive make your time

[difty-dift]

Fucking reblog this post

[lilyremigia]

I'm trying and failing

[tabsters]

GO GO GO GO GO

[rainbowangel110]

@itsapmseymour can you help us by any chance?

[itsapmseymour]

If every single follower reblogged...

I bet we could get there

[31hashtag]

I made an egg game

play it if you want

Egg (newgrounds.com)

[31hashtag]

have an egg in a helmet

[31hashtag]

:)