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[321starinthesky123]

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[superwholock]

too much to document, but god damn we can try

[whereserpentswalk]

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

[321starinthesky123]

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

[quasi-normalcy]

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

[moniquill]

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

[infinitysgrace]

i think the thing about batman's no kill rule is that its essentially bruce saying "guilty people don't deserve to be murdered on the street either, actually." and he's not wrong.

[elf-kid2]

#batman's no kill rule has so many good layers and so few people want to engage with it beyond 'I think it's dumb'#and that includes actual batman writers who have given the stupidest reasons for its existence#like there's the logistical level#if batman starts killing then he is going to have more problems dealing with the law and public opinion than he already has#then there's the personal checks and balances level#bruce is already a fuckoff wealthy genius if he starts killing that's an additional layer of power he has to trust himself with#i think there are similar reasons behind why he never tries to take public office or start his own 'criminal' syndicate to push out others#so THAT is the level where it works as a cautionary 'don't become like them' thing because bruce is already too powerful#and too fixated on controlling things. if he gives himself additional leeway to take more power & control he's gonna lose it#like someone who knows they've got an addictive personality refusing to even touch cigarettes or slot machines because haha NO#then there's the ethical level of people don't deserve to be killed on the street#and also batman specifically doesn't *want* to kill#like yeah maybe in the moment he gets mad enough at the joker or someone that he could kill them#but in general part of the whole reason he does this is because he doesn't want people to die he wants them to get help#and in a super hero and villains universe part of meeting ppl where they're at is putting on a costume and solving their death puzzle

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[ruinedchildhood]

[songsofwaterandnight]

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

[dreamsy990]

i saw someone say nobody needs to know what a .txt file is anymore. what the fuck is the world coming to

[dreamsy990]

unironically i think we need to bring back computer labs because APPARENTLY some people WERENT taught basic computer literacy and internet safety in school

[dreamsy990]

things about computers/the internet i think kids should be formally taught in schools because theyre important to know and the amount of soon to be grown adults i know who know NOTHING about any of these is quite frankly almost all of them (and resources to learn if you dont know these things, because its never to late to get better with computers)

how to troubleshoot by yourself when you have a technical problem

what common file types are

some very basics on how to use ""developer tools"" on your computer (because i cant think of a better way to refer to them) like task manager and command prompt (and their mac equivalents, terminal and activity monitor ofc)

how to read and understand a privacy policy and what your personal data is, as well as what it being collected actually means and steps you can take to keep it private

how to understand terms of service (hey. if you have trouble with reading legalese and worry about being able to understand these policies anyways, here's a site that gives basic summaries of privacy policies and ToS)

what a cookie actually is

internet privacy and your digital footprint!! seriously i dont know why we stopped teaching people that they shouldnt be putting their entire real identity online in a world where your online actions can ruin you irl

basic safety measures like antivirus software (and why you should use it or if the built in one on windows or mac is enough for you) and backing up your computer (also a mac guide)

common keyboard shortcuts (and on mac)

as an additional note: things i think everyone should know on computers and the internet but schools may bit hesitant to teach about for whatever moral/legal standards schools pretend to operate on

vpns and adblockers! (btw for most of these where you can pay for things im purposefully not recommending any specific software but seriously just use ublock origin for an adblocker)

how to not get a virus while pirating something

what a temporary email is and when to use one

red flags that you shouldn't trust a website (and how to quickly check the security of a site)

what javascript on a website does and how to disable it to get around paywalls

[dreamsy990]

ok one last addition! if you want to take it one level higher, i think learning the very basics of at least one programming language is good for people. it makes computers less scary and it makes you feel very cool, and a lot of people get discouraged about it because it seems overly complicated and hard to learn outside a formal classroom setting, so heres some resources for learning the very basics of python (because i consider it the easiest language to learn and knowing one language will make it easier to learn others)

an online compiler so you dont need to download anything or worry about running code directly on your computer if that makes you nervous

a basic video guide to introduce you to python and walk you through beginner steps

a guide to some syntax and commands you should know (this was literally my lifeline in my first CS class)

some performance tasks to give you things to code to practice and assess yourself

[levia-san]

Post Canon Joongdok Fake Date AU

thank you to @tsukithewolf and @kelpiejz for coming up and brainstorming the AU with me ♥️💖✨

misc. bonus doodles

they're enjoying their time fake dating.

[sturnellarose21]

Nothing kills me more than ORV beginning on a subway that's been stopped, with Kim Dokja's first thought being that a suicide must've occurred, his favorite story ending and beginning on that symbolism, having originally found it due to his own attempt, and believing that the end of it would be the end of him, only for it to have come to life before his eyes, whilst his emotions and sense of self were snuffed deeper due to the fourth wall, to forge his own story with companions that he could have only dreamt of having before the world was ruined, to sacrifice himself over and over again despite his companions pleas for his unending death sentence to cease, just to then subject himself to the cruelest form of irony by not getting off that damned subway, where both life and death seemed to mock his inevitably doomed existence.

Oh and let's not forget that this subway was set for eternity, to face himself for what he has always felt he was, a monster, hypocrite, but despite that, Yoo Joonghyuk, that damned protagonist, the same one that had been there for Kim Dokja for years, that was subjected to becoming this reader's source of comfort, and was becoming aware of that over the millennium of floating through space, searching endlessly for the sole reader of his story, was by all illogical odds, able to find his reader, his Dokja, and like time and time again, after failing to due so numerous times after Kim Dokja acquired the fourth wall, was finale able to persuade Dokja from out of that train of thought, the literal train of thought, knowing for the first time what he meant too Kim Dokja, his companion of both life and death, fiction and reality.

They're such freaks for this, I love them ♡

[kosmogrl]

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[faggyangels]

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

[tref0il]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[abdalsalam2000]

I really don't know what to write or what to say. Should I mention the bombing that didn't stop, or should I mention the lack of food and famine, or should I mention the genocide and massacres that happen daily, or should I mention the situations in which I may have escaped death? I am really unable to describe my life except in two small words (like hell).

[abdalsalam2000]

I have written more than 5,000 posts since I started my blog, all of them about the war, our difficult situation, my father’s illness, the loss of my loved ones, and situations that seem like real action and horror movies that I lived through. I really don’t know what to say or describe in light of the genocide taking place in my country.

[abdalsalam2000]

We have suffered a lot and we still suffer daily from everything in this life and all we can do is come here and ask for help. This is something that really frustrates me. I want to live a life like the rest of humanity, a life free of hunger, bombing, displacement and migration. Please help me find a new life as soon as the crossing is opened. Please donate.

[spacebeyonce]

please donate to nader so he and his family can reach somewhere safe!!

[abdalsalam2000]

The weather is very, very, very hot. We cannot bear this heat and the high temperatures. Today, the Israelis have consumed more than 165,000 watts of electricity in just a few hours. This is the largest amount consumed by the Israelis since the establishment of their mortal state.

[abdalsalam2000]

While we are dying from bombing, hunger and heat, they are enjoying a life free of any troubles. This is really very unjust. FUCK ISRAEL

[punkitt-is-here]

FUCK ISRAEL!!! Please help this family, I've been in contact with them for months and they're real sweethearts who deserve your help. Send some dollars their way!

[abdalsalam2000]

We have been verified by @gazavetters and I am number 4 on their list.

[vampiricvenus]

Please, support my friend Nad. It's getting close to a year since I've been trying to help him get funding to survive Israel's attacks and hopefully evacuate Gaza. Don't let us down. 💔

[abdalsalam2000]

Guys, more than 600 people participated and only 4 people donated. Please help us and donate. Please have mercy on us.

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[abdalsalam2000]

Unfortunately, until this moment, after more than 900 people participated, only 9 people have donated. Please donate to us.

[abdalsalam2000]

Netanyahu has declared that he has the ability to erase the Gaza Strip from the world map. This is very terrible. I hate you, man Please help us get out of this hell.

#FUCK NETANYAHU.

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.

(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole ‘the butler did it’ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)

[voxette-vk]

You didn’t answer the key question things brings up: did she popularize the trope before or after the would-be butler tried to kill her?

[booksandchainmail]

according to wikipedia, before

[decepticonsensual]

There’s something glorious about the fact that the author who popularised “the butler did it” had a servant who a) failed to become the butler and then b) failed to do it.

[stele3]

If he’d been butler material, he’d have finished the job.

[sun-moon-stars-jedi]