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old 20s | they/them | a blog is a place where i throw all my worst thoughts into the void

[a-french-guardsman]

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

[a-french-guardsman]

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually

[33margaritas]

life working full time is so boring

[33margaritas]

damn harmony x spike really was peak brat x tamer

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[craftlands]

being nonbinary is sick as fuck but sometimes there is also the isolation

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[33margaritas]

strong advocate for the 4-day 10-2 workday

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[33margaritas]

i understand the sentiment behind "there's always tomorrow" but like. there very much isn't. what can we do today?

[33margaritas]

you start watching the twilight zone in order & you're like goddamn rod serling loved planes

[delirious--mistakes]

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

[lesbile]

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes