Very straightn't and very dysfunctional

22|she/they

[hotvampireadjacent]

[teaboot]

Today I saw a yellow ladybeetle with no spots! 💛

[palamedeez-nuts]

"the most unrealistic thing about project hail mary is that a woman is in charge" WRONG look up the glass cliff. women are much more likely to be promoted to positions of power when things are going poorly and people need a woman to blame. she refers to herself as the "world's whipping boy." the person put in the position to have to commit ecological and humanitarian crimes of that scale in order to save the earth would only ever be a woman.

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[mollyjames]

I am taking care of my girlfriend's cat while she is away and this is the softest sweetest cat I've met in my life

It's like petting a damn cloud

[mollyjames]

She has repeatedly stepped in front of the computer and demanded attention

I am being sabotaged

[mollyjames]

Ma'am please I am using the restroom

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[mizuthe-cat]

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

[teammatesfriendstohellwiththat]

hello mizuthe-chat how many provinces are there in the united states

[mizuthe-cat]

7

[teammatesfriendstohellwiththat]

wow this feels like it's less than it should be but I'll believe you if you provide visual evidence like a map

[mizuthe-cat]

Of course! Let’s dive in—the seven different provinces of the United States of America are: The Beast Coast, Luigiana, Better Wisconsin, Minigan, Long California, Texas, and Canada+!

[necrocosmic]

i made stuff again (ianthe art by naomistares!)

[astrotheyge]

Stratt v. Rocky Project Hail Mary (2026)

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[yee-qi]

Lambeosaurus amongst a herd of Corythosaurus

Both are large hadrosaurs from Campanian North America! Unlike modern mammals, herbivorous dinosaurs had a tendency towards endemism: That is, they were typically found in singular locations. Both Corythosaurus and Lambeosaurus are only found in Alberta, despite Corythosaurus being widespread within Alberta, implying geographic restriction. Lambeosaurus magnicristatus, meanwhile, seems to be fairly rare. Many hadrosaurs tended to live in vast herds, and used their large crests for noisemaking and social signalling.

[butchfaith]

how it feels to become an active participant in your own life

[yee-qi]

Lambeosaurus amongst a herd of Corythosaurus

Both are large hadrosaurs from Campanian North America! Unlike modern mammals, herbivorous dinosaurs had a tendency towards endemism: That is, they were typically found in singular locations. Both Corythosaurus and Lambeosaurus are only found in Alberta, despite Corythosaurus being widespread within Alberta, implying geographic restriction. Lambeosaurus magnicristatus, meanwhile, seems to be fairly rare. Many hadrosaurs tended to live in vast herds, and used their large crests for noisemaking and social signalling.

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[64mpg]

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

[iamoutofideas]

it’s really not.

[64mpg]

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them