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[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

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[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[eiruvsq]

Artist:

Sick Mick & Billelis

“Necro Maria”

“Necro Maria @sick666mick & @billelis collaboration dropping tomorrow. Here’s a sneak peek for you.”

https://www.instagram.com/sick666mick/

https://www.instagram.com/billelis/

[archonsandtaters-deactivated201]

[corpish]

when i was a freshman our RA’s name was Hunter but he was vegan so we ended up nicknaming him Gatherer and i still haven’t gotten over that lmao

[thisiswhereipoststuffs]

During high school, some of us German students went on this exchange trip to Europe. One of the kids in our group was named Myles, and so we decided to call him Kilometers while we were staying in Europe

[everythingfox]

Little squeak 

(Source)

[swimming-in-shattered-stars]

[rivie-art]

mum says it’s my turn with the carbon

[markv5]

Добытчик

[setheverman]

[gifsboom]

[rafzombie]

i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi

[filbipott]

I thought it was a giant squid.

[bugcthulhu]

holy shit they get this big?

[zooophagous]

They do get this big! They also tame relatively easily and are surprisingly docile animals. Its popular to swim with them in many beachy areas. As long as you’re not stupid and mean to them, your odds of being hurt by them are very low.

I had the opportunity to swim with a school of them on a sandbar once and I must say they are very aggreeable animals, though they do have the tendency to mob you if you have food, and they can be quite heavy. Still very pleasant animals.

[trynottodrown]

ha cthulhu

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.

[medie]

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”

[keenblade9]

I read today that stingrays recently passed the mirror test: they recognize their own reflection, potentially implying they have some concept of self.

[neogohann]

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSEeQWJfeT/

[pickledgayswithadashofsalt]

Why did I laugh this hard.

[animalwoonz]

Instagram: @animalwoonz

[katsen13]

He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.

[one-of-the-birds]

Tiny fluff ball of DEATH

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

Gonna be honest I have a very vague understanding of what a 7 year old is. I know it’s a child. But what grade they’d be in, how much they would know about like, i dont know, science, or like, how big they would be. I have no idea. I have no idea what a 7 year old is. 

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

So they are weaponized…

[80sanime]

[junipertheory]

holy shit i’ve never seen the whole thing

[rosewater1997]

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

[mephystophyles]

sure, when my grandfather fought nazis and fascism he was “a hero” and “on the right side of history” but when i do it im “way too sensitive” and “no better than they are”

[mephystophyles]

Happy one year anniversary of this post also fuck nazis and fuck Donald Trump

[clownsuggest]

clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies