Incoherent thoughts dump

[storyfromlonglongago]

the concept of all the sinners hanging out in hell is extremely funny even if its noncanonical, but no one ever seems to go the route of like. Okay, youre riliane. You did some awful things in your youth- you've done your best to repent, to earn that forgiveness clarith gave you, and the second chance allen died for- but ultimately if its not enough you understand. You take a deep breath. You step into hell. The only FOUR other people there are. Two boogiemen nobles from centuries ago, Mr. Asayev the religious terrorist, and- and- *squints* is that Lady Freezis

[ineffectualdemon]

The fact that the new extra made it so the Liu siblings meet up, sit in silence, and then leave while both presumably feeling that was a nice and wholesome bonding experience is still so funny to me

1. Because that makes so much sense for those two

2. Because that means PIDW Liu Mingyan is deeply upset at missing out at sitting in silence with her brother like once every couple of months

3. Shen Qingqiu finds this DISTRESSING and is trying to change it by suggesting reading materials! Which means Liu Qingge is definitely going to awkwardly bring up a book he read for this and for Liu Mingyan to be both confused and alarmed by that fact

[fightingbymoonlight]

Liu Qingge: Do you… like books?

Liu Mingyan: (speaking calmly while vibrating with excitement at the chaos that’s about to ensue) Actually, I wrote a book. Would you like me to give you a copy? :)

[ineffectualdemon]

PIDW Liu Mingyan: *angry tears* Losing my brother hurt my soul! We were so close and no one can fill the void he left in my life when he was murdered. Through out my childhood and my time as a disciple before his passing we went spent many an hour as siblings. I will cherish those memories forever

Shen Yuan thinking on his relationship with his little sister and all the memories of them growing up and being troublemakers together: this is so touching!

the SVSSS Liu siblings: *interacting by sitting in silence for like half sichen and then parting without speaking*

Shen Qingqiu:.....THESE ARE THE PRECIOUS MEMORIES YOU ARE SO UPSET ABOUT? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

[ineffectualdemon]

Tbc sitting together in silence is definitely a bonding activity in my family of autistic weirdos so i think it's perfectly naturally and healthy

But Shen Qingqiu being upset about it is so funny to me

[nadiajustbe]

nathaniel, a broken child

It took me ungodly amount of time, but I think it turned out pretty well! because the logical thing to do when you write poetry for a fandom with ten cockroaches and get 10 notes at max is obviously writing MORE. also inspired by @two-bees-poetry 's piece, so big thanks to her!

[tarragonthedragon]

We are once again approaching that time of the year: the annual Bartimaeus Sequence Prompt Week! This year, it will run from Monday 6th April to Sunday 12th April with further reminders closer to the date.

As for the prompts, we've partnered with St. James's Park, which is putting on two botanical exhibitions for the occasion!

Each exhibition offers a choice of 5 different daily prompts for you to play around with (counting the flower itself as well). You are free to interpret them as you wish, combine different prompts or stick to just one per day, and switch between lists depending on what gets your creative juices flowing. The medium of choice is up to you: fanart, fanfic, cosplay, aesthetic boards, music, paper crafts, everything is welcome - let your creativity bloom, remember to tag your lovely creations with #bartprompts26!

Prompts list:

6th of April: Dandelion - rebellion | survival | scattered, Bartimaeus

7th of April: Lily - death | mourning | innocence, Nathaniel

8th of April: Orchid - relationships | complexity | persistence, Jabor

9th of April: Papyrus - history | antiquity | knowledge, Ptolemy

10th of April: Blue Lotus - love | water | revival, Kitty

11th of April: Sunflower - sunlight | hope | happiness, Queezle

12th of April: Cherry Blossom - firsts | spring | impermanence, Asmira.

Or, alternatively:

6th of April: Mandrake - madness | fortune | magic, Underwood

7th of April: Pinguicula - 7th plane form | consumption | to and fro, Faquarl

8th of April: Rafflesia - danger | deception | parasite, Whitwell

9th of April: Jimsonweed - aggression | visions | music, Makepeace

10th of April: Sundew - traps & snares | temptation | colourfulness, Farrar

11th of April: Poppy - dreams | nightmares | hurt & comfort, Nouda

12th of April: Foxglove - duality | medicine | poison, Uraziel]

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu: You've dated in the past? You? Were they blind? Deaf? Both??

Shang Qinghua: No need to be harsh, bro. It was one relationship, and it wasn't even good

Shen Qingqiu: Not that good?

Shang Qinghua: Here's the thing: I went on dates with this guy for years! Kissed him and even gone further, but then suddenly he's telling me he's straight and he thought we were friends!

Shen Qingqiu: Damn, that's messed up. Sounds like he was leading you on

Shang Qinghua: Doesn't it! Damn that Shen Yuan, I eventually based Shen Qingqiu after him, kept the same family name too!

Shen Qingqiu: ...on second thought, have you considered that he was right and that everything you did could've been considered platonic?

[overthinkingmoth]

the thing about mxtx novels is that they demonstrate both a significant degree of authorial misogyny and a better understanding of feminist theory than the average Tumblr user

[overthinkingmoth]

ok i feel like i should explain what this means.

on the one hand it is clear from her work that she understands how patriarchy and similar systems of power and oppression (notably classism) work, as well as an understanding of Why They Are Bad that goes beyond the typical "girlboss" or "men bad" forms of feminism.

on the other hand she does not give a single fuck about her female characters.

[mikkeneko]

#every woman she writes has depth and internality and a relationship to the society she lives in#and it's really impressive how she manages to do this while allergic to having a woman present for longer than 3 pages at a time#like damn miss moxiang this character was very compelling for the 5 lines of dialogue she was allowed to have. how do you do it? - via @lgbtlunaverse

[3kidsinacoat]

where can i read the new extras??

[fab2twerk4u]

;;;

[sephirthoughts]

scum villain coded too tbh

[teamunee]

hahah…… idol au comic based on this tweet

[confuzing]

TLJ's Sister: Here.

TLJ: Why did you hand me a... Snake baby?

TLJ: Snaby.

Tiny Snaby Zhuzhi Lang: (⁠●⁠´⁠⌓⁠`⁠●⁠)

TLJ's Sister: I don't want him and you want kids.

TLJ: I want my kids not a snaby you found on the ground-

TLJ's Sister: He's my kid I just don't want him.

TLJ: So he's my snephew? How'd you get such a weird looking kid?

TLJ's Sister: *shrug* Fucked a giant snake.

TLJ: ...

TLJ's Sister: He had two dicks ok? I had to try it!

TLJ: I GUESS that's understandable but I'm not going to take care of your kid-

TLJ's Sister: I'm literally going to just leave him outside if you try to give him back.

TLJ: ...if you ever do this to me again I'll rip your throat out.

TLJ's Sister: Pff whiner, Fine I'll take him back then-

TLJ: No you won't. Fuck off you've lost your snaby privileges.

Tiny Snaby Zhuzhi Lang: (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)

TLJ: Don't worry snweetheart, I am going to spoil you rotten.

[confuzing]

SQQ and SQH have been wife plotted. They've been kidnapped and force-fed a truth serum and their captor is demanding they spill all their secrets.

SQH: *pulls dried plant out of his robes and eats it*

Captor: What the fuck was that?

SQQ: That was a plant that renders you unable to speak for 24 hours because he's an annoying little shit bag who didn't even think to offer me any!

SQH: *shrugs*

Captor: Well I guess then we'll start by having you tell us all your secrets.

SQQ: I'm going to start with all of SQH's secrets that I know first and just hope someone interrupts me before I get to anything too important.

SQH: :(

SQQ: *flips Airplane Bro off*

[3kidsinacoat]

I really like the idea of liu qingge as not bound to the narrative, considering he's dead for the entire canon plot. Like, luo binghe is stronger than everyone he encounters, but he never encountered liu qingge in pidw

I know lbg said he left lqg alive for sqq, but I think it'd be fun if he genuinely couldn't kill him cause lqg is the wildcard in the canon power scaling. Obviously he's not stronger than The Protagonist TM, but he's not dying either. The narrative doesn't know what to do with him

[l33n1s]

Disciple Liu Qingge (12, big for his age) who assumes Shen Jiu (17, malnourished) and he are the same age cause they're the same height. He doesn't realize that Shen Jiu is 5 years older than him until someone points it out because none of their other martial siblings in Shen Jiu's age group physically fight him cause "why would I fight some dumb kid?". But not Shen Jiu, his hands are rated E for everyone but ESPECIALLY middleschoolers.

[svsss-brainrot-blog]

[grasscandy]

[littleewhitelotus]

redrawing screenshots i have saved with svsss characters

[nikasia]

How can you say everything would have been the same without you? How can you believe the world would the be the same without you telling what it is worth?

Oh Shen Qingqiu, you changed everything I, why would you have to go?

[random-sideblob]

happy birth(death?)day to shen qingqiu, the terminally online king

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight

[erinaeris]

Liu Qingge