MANGLE YOUR MIND

Han 24

[braveburattino]

I've caught a spy my liege

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

lets groove tonight .. impaled on spikes of life

[baldingfemale]

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

[gerardwaysbob]

[toskarin]

me: and then you warm the glass a little with your hand so it doesn't foam too much

my alien: just like the ufo

me: [tensely] not everything is like the ufo

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[lamignonette]

[skidfarts]

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

[girlnephew]

[lorillee]

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

[boobcareer]

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[moonandtrees]

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[feldfrog]

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

[ryebreadgf]

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

[frerarddivorce]