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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and itâs the only thing i care about right now
blegh work is tiring but i got at least 48oz of dr pepper for 1.39$
jesus when did i write this.... i havent logged into this account in fucking forever omg- i've had this job for toooooooo long.
(also i can just get it free now, nobody gives a shit)
grian has an excuse to be a fucked up little weirdo (watchers, fungus, rift; take your pick) and so does mumbo (eats redstone). What's scar's deal then
some favorites. also shout out to the five people who just said âgayâ AND all these people:
i am not taking questions at this time
A clock whose face goes up to 13 is a total clichĂ© at this point - If I walked into some Hell-dimension and saw that, Iâd just think they were trying too hard. You know what would really unnerve me? A clock whose face stops at 11.
Especially since âThe Eleventh Hourâ is generally used to refer to the Last Possible Point BEFORE everything goes horribly sideways, so this would suggest that you are in a place perpetually stuck at the terrible and fruitless moment just shy of impending disaster.
See, she gets it.
grown man who says yucky and tummyache
Support the troops (teenagers having fun on the internet) but not the war (tik tok algorithm)
British media priming us into being complicit in the days ahead.
These is the type of thing that when you see it in a apocalypse movie you go "naah that's a stretch, come on!" and we're living through it
blegh work is tiring but i got at least 48oz of dr pepper for 1.39$
^ say hi to lumpy before you go, ok?Â
I would like to note that contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats are not little businessmen!
tuxedo is formal party attire, if you wore one at a business function, you would be inappropriately dressed!
tuxedo cats are, instead, lil fancy guys, darling socialites, even
Carefree gadabouts.
jolly good chaps
in possession of a good fortune
little Bertie Woosters, every one.
#in this metaphor their humans are the Jeeves#ah i see sir has caught himself in the windows blinds once again#very good sir
girl are you from tennessee because. theres a lot of pretty people in tennessee
Hi whats up
do you want to go play outside with me
Yeah come on Iâm gonna take my shoes off so I can run up the slide
Im gonna run up the slide but I have to take my shoes off to do it because my sneakers donât have enough grip on em
woah hey free sneakers
Hey donât touch those those are mine
I bet seeds taste so fucking good to a bird
My younger sister asked me about my popular tumblr posts and I showed her this one and she said "wow people on tumblr must be stupid as shit"
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
y- you were putting it in cold water?????
Radish. Answer the question radish.
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didnât realize there was an actual reason
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
[ID: Tags reading âu think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????â /End ID]
why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Its takes less than a minute
Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
Like seven minutes
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes⊠less than that is u use a saucepanâŠ
Crying youâre putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief
(Enter RADISHNâT, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)
RADISHNâT: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell
Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act
Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?
MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!
FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.
RADISHNâT: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?
Without the guide of others I assumed
That heat was merely added for the sake
Of expediting this solutionâs brewing!
Half a decade I have spent, or more,
Not questioning this worldview I had made.
In fact, I am myself a bit surprised
That you might think that I, your dearest friend,
Might have a patience of sufficient stock
To wait until a pot of water boils.
FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?
The microwave will beep when it is done!
CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!
Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!
FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know
That I have not the patience, like our Root,
To boil upon the stove our favourâd drink?
CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!
FROG: On what plate?
Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?
CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task
Of boiling but a single cup alone?
FROG: In minutes?
CATS'N: Yes!
FROG: I counted seven, once.
CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!
If on a middle heat you place the cup
You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.
Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate
Or even less, if you should have a pot.
FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?
You place upon the iron stove a mug?
A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?
How do these flames, though medium in height,
Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?
Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched
With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!
(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)
KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.
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i did this and now i can't'nt stop thinking in this weird train of thought'est