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Nico | 30s | a Gorgeous Idiot with a wealth of knowledge | Queer/Genderqueer | 一期一会

[shartingan]

[spaghetti-explosion]

the guy from the bible

[shartingan]

this is actually neji hyuga from naruto.

[nextlevelsmp3]

[xanaxfarts]

Hadal: 'love language' robe with an Arabic love poem by Palestinian poet Mahmoud Darwish embroidered onto the sleeve.

The poem reads:

قالوا: تموت بها حبـاًً، فقلـت لهـم. ألا اذكروها علـى قبـري فتحيينـي

English translation: They asked "Do you love her to death?" | said "Speak of her over my grave and watch how she brings me back to life."

[kharrneth]

[bluehawk54]

Guess what turns 10 today

[bluehawk54]

Happy 20th Birthday John Freeman

[hawfstuff]

[phantomrose96]

Coworker (60) was cursing under his breath to himself trying to get something to work on his computer. Other coworker (25) asked, "Are you winning son?" which went unanswered for quite a while, until finally coworker (60) very quietly went "..........'son'?"

[phantomrose96]

The other week the topic of memes came up, and coworker (60) went "You know I saw a meme recently which I did not understand." He spent a while searching around on his phone to find what he saw and eventually managed to produce this image

[phantomrose96]

Yes we explained Loss.jpeg to him

[phantomrose96]

At lunch, coworker (23) was talking about all the ingredient combinatorics possible at the local lunch bowl place, which seemed as good a time as any to tell him about None Pizza Left Beef (tradition must be kept alive). I watched him pull out his phone and check in real time that you can in fact order None Pizza Left Beef from Dominoes. At which point he stared at his phone for a long and contemplative moment and went, "I really want to order this."

[phantomrose96]

Also we're all learning here. The other week coworker (23) explained the concept of "lowkenuinely" and "lowkirkenuinely" to me. Never fucking heard of that shit in my life but the kids are up to something.

[armthearmour]

A beautiful gothic style Mace, probably German, ca. 1450-1500, housed at the Fitzwilliam Musuem, Cambridge.

[utopians]

saw a pic of a maria martinez vase on the dash and had to physically hold myself back from reblogging it to tell everyone abt her burnishing technique

[utopians]

that's not even glaze do you understand that's not glaze that's burnished slip!! she was just that fucking good!! some of the most beautiful pottery on earth imho

[thehardveneer]

Martinez is from San Ildefonso Pueblo in northern New Mexico.

[filthywine]

film made of her technique

[markodragic]

Misery (1990)

[mori-me-daddy]

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

To celebrate Easter we took jello shots out of an ovapositor. #jesuslovesme

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

I shoved a dildo full of alcoholic jello and then allowed myself to be filmed consuming the jello from the dildo and I promise y'all I did it for more than 2 notes. I posted this on facebook. My mother watched this video.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I found it! This post is like my tumblr white whale. It’s like a heritage post without the heritage.

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[i-add-ampersands-to-posts]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing & turn off personalized ads & reject all non-essential cookies & not set up siri & face ID

[holdoncallfailed]

we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here huh

[sighinastorm]

Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...

[chacha-tortuga]

[sighinastorm]

Man. You get it. :^)

[beesmygod]

absolutely no one thinks this is as funny as i do except for like 3 people

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.

[ilovespike]

What the AP photo story neglected to show was that this garden is in memory of Bassem Abu Rahmah, killed by Israeli forces with a tear gas to the chest in 2009 in Bil’in. The garden was planted and is maintained by Bassem’s mother.

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