[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[scalpho]

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

[sailermoon]

[kde-plasma-official]

[lovesickbrat]

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

[a-pinup-potpourri]

Joseph Michael Lisner

[depsidase]

[salientseraph]

Had me on my ASS laughing why does he not gaf

[yourdadisagoodkisser]

i still think about this comment under this clip on youtube

[nollimet]

come on, lets give the robot a hand! you can get it as a sticker here!

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[xquisitedeadguy]

used the bathroom the other day during play intermission but the line was blocking the hand dryers so i just left w my wet wet hands and as i returned to my seat an old man dropped his cane into the aisle and i bent down to grab it and got my wet wet hands all over the cane and i handed his wet wet cane back to him and i said its wet

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

RECRUITERS LIE

[gaybichon]

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[byjove]

I love how many cave paintings are depictions of horseys and how many paintings since have also been depictions of horseys.

[byjove]

Horses from Lascaux Cave, drawn 15,000 to 22,000 years ago.

[fibulaegarden]

Can’t forget these bad boys at Peche Merle!!! Look at he spots!!! Look how the rock itself was used to form the horse’s head! Good shit

[byjove]

modern day leopard Appaloosa:

pretty accurate, I think

[byjove]

she was a horsegirl btw