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he/him

[grimelords]

[plz-clap-deactivated20241021]

The mocking is a nice touch

[kedreeva]

you take that BACK

[rob-boss]

[grox]

This picture is so holy and gentle to me

[limecircles]

[figdays]

Baroque Blossoms D&D Dice // EverythingDiceCo

[valtsv]

yeah i'm a really private person but only when there's consequences for being known which is why i post my innermost thoughts directly onto the most public parts of the internet but feel like i need to go into witness protection if people in real life point out my eye color

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[omghotmemes]

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

it's weird girl summer, now everyone go find a frog or a bug

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

How about an alien? First contact babae

[dankmemeuniversity]

[a-bitchtm]

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Both are true

[chu-art-and-memes-blog-is-broke]

[catcrumb]

[42jack]

MAJOR LAST OF US 2 SPOILERS

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I was fucking DEPRESSED, after playing that game all because ellie didn't get together with Dina so my heart fucking hurt. But then someone pointed out that before ellie left she didn't have dinas braclet, but in the end she did and that ellie didn't call for Dina or look sad. So that she went and smoothed things back over with dina and they moved in with Jesse's parents

[42jack]

MAJOR LAST OF US 2 SPOILERS

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I was fucking DEPRESSED, after playing that game all because ellie didn't get together with Dina so my heart fucking hurt. But then someone pointed out that before ellie left she didn't have dinas braclet, but in the end she did and that ellie didn't call for Dina or look sad. So that she went and smoothed things back over with dina and they moved in with Jesse's parents

[nixcraft]

Hack the planet. 

[sophiaslittleblog]

SHES IN THE SYSTEM!!!!

[officialjiggly]

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

[thetowndrugdealer]

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

[biphoenix]

thats so rude

[mwagneto]

HELP IM LOSING IT FJFNDNFNDNFDNFN

[astarlingdiscovery]

Video source

[42jack]

I feel like Jenna marbles left YouTube because she felt guilty, not because a lot of people called her out. I think she felt guilty and didn't like that part of her self, and us telling her she is a perfect person that doesn't mess up is a high standard to live up to and she even pointed out that she is human and makes mistakes.

[nessa007]

@ those people who made jenna marbles cry and contemplate quitting youtube: