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If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY
You don’t need to be mathematically illiterate to cry in math class. You just keep taking higher and higher math until you cry.
observe.
The fucking op name killed me
I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about
Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language
why fear it when you can embrace it
Fun fact: the media thinks the Area 51 Facebook thing is being spread by Russian bots. Anyone older than 30 simply cannot comprehend millennial and gen z humor
one time someone on that same minecraft server was building a massive apartment complex-type thing in a flat mountain face and one of the admins had a room several floors directly above mine with a little pool and a squid they spawned in
i went to my apt one day to find a few other server members in there in the middle of a squid heist. they were very carefully transferring the squid down, floor by floor and covering their tracks afterwards. i enthusiastically joined the effort
ill never forget how hours later that admin logged on and there were a few minutes of painful silence in chat before a message rang out across the server
“WHERES SQUIDDY”
why does every game company want you to buy clown money for stuff that should be included in the base game. like. our apologies valued customer but you haven't collected enough booboo bucks to access the 'load game' feature. be sure to purchase the 17.99 pie face bundle for 300 bonus booboos within the next 72 hours if you ever want to see your precious little characters again you utter piece of [HONK]
it's okay you can say sims 4
I’m terrified.
DO NOT FUCKING DARE RUIN BATMAN OR ANY OTHER CHARACTERS. TOM KING IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I STOPPED READING BATMAN ARCS 🤬
@thefingerfuckingfemalefury I am concerned.
I swear to any higher powers that are listening if Tom King does ANYTHING to harm Kate Kane in all her fabulous bad ass lesbian perfection I will strand him on a hidden island where I will personally hunt him for sport
bruce wayne is going to get amensia and go by the name ruce rayne
I wouldn’t mind that plot twist if it lead to him donning some of the amazingly bizarre costumes he wore in the silve age
Like the Zebra Batman one :D
Tom King is gonna make Batman fake his death y’all I’m not ready
Alfred: (Sitting at a cafe in france)
(Sees a supposedly dead Bruce Wayne)
Bruce: (Not gonna say anything to Alfred
And Alfred won’t say anything to him
But they both know he’s made…)
Alfred: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING
Bruce: ….
I
I thought you’d be happy that I…
Alfred: HAPPY!?!?
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
I’ve been in mourning for the past three months thinking my son was dead!
YOUR SON THINKS HE’S AN ORPHAN
WE BURIED YOU
WHO THE HELL DID WE BURY
Bruce: I just thought this was the best way to start a new life…
Alfred: Why in the name of buggery would you think that letting EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU THINK YOU’D DIED was a good way to get a fresh start!?!
Guess what, the twist is: HE’S NUTS! YEAH, NO ONE’S DONE THAT BEFORE!
God, as a mentally ill person myself, I just want to punch King in the face like he made Bruce hit Tim.
Up side: At least Cassie didn’t get chumped. Mostly because she sort of just stood there. Like an afterthought. Wait a minute
Honestly, all I’ve wanted from Tom is to actually acknowledge that she exists, so mission accomplished. I don’t want to see what he’d do if he actually wrote her for real.
mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel
duck guy is not (❌) happy
last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.
When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives
LET HER SPEAK
i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live
Hey calm down. It’s incredible. Barbie talks about feeling pressure to be happy all the time but she isn’t and she gives the little kids watching this reassurance that their feelings are valid. It’s really really cool.
She also addresses other important things in her vlogs like the reflex lots of girls have to apologize for things even when they aren’t your fault and her sister Stacie’s trouble with shyness and a bully and how maybe sometimes it’s best to just walk away from bullies and standing up for your dreams and the dream gap and the harm that “it was just a joke” does.
She also does silly things and food challenges and stuff but she also talks about more serious topics and it’s wonderful.
We do not disrespect Barbie in this house.
We stan an icon.
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I’m super late, but anyway…
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I haven't been posting all the frogs I've been rescuing out of our pool so here's a compilation from the last month. They're all beautiful
the bar is set very very low
i didnt believe in the devil until i adopted an 8 week old puppy with razor sharp teeth, non existent attention span and inexhaustible need to parkour off of every surface every half an hour, screaming her fur off at the same time
that being said today i took her to the vet to sign her up and she happened to be the 666th puppy to sign up in that office
y’all demons are real and i adopted one
my puppy, at 10pm: if you even fucking look at me i will stomp you to death with my paws. i dare you to do it. i want you to do it. i want you to do it so I can stomp you with my paws, I’m so fucking crazy
my puppy, at 10:01: [screams and dropkicks me in the face]
my puppy, at 10:02:
babey