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I had to make it, please take a moment of your time to listen in.

#shadowhunters #malec #clary #jace #Magnus bane #alec #isabelle #lightwoods #herondale #mortal instruments #war of hearts #music #funny #meme

Romeo: O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright.

Me *sobbing uncontrollably*: I don't know what you're saying.

#me watching th whole movie tbh #romeo #juliette #romeo + juliette #quote #shitpost #meme #not twilight

Vampire information

I promise I'm not saying that what smeyer did was right. I did some research into vampires and pretty much every culture/religion have some type of bloodsucker demon thing; that's probably why most vampires are different from media to media. However most believe they are bloated, a purplish color, longer hair, nails and teeth. They don't however normally have fangs, that was a westernised addition. It also says they are not allergic to the sun rather more active at night. Some folklores saw vampires as living creatures, meaning they could do the same things as humans, they just wreaked havoc and drank blood.

So I still don't know what the body glitter was for, but the rest of it is just a mixture of different myths, woven in together.

#twilight #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #alice cullen #Bella swan #Edward Cullen #Esme cullen #Carlisle Cullen #Emmet Cullen #Rosalie Cullen #jasper Cullen #vampires #new moon #eclipse #breaking dawn #voltouri #Denali's

I mean I didn't like book canon Bella, but I've never read about a more relateable character.

#twilight #twilight memes #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #Bella swan

No joke, there was a kid from my primary school called Rosalie. She had a brother called, wait for it.... Jasper. Like Jasper was born after 2008, but Rosalie? Is this a coincidence?

#twilight #twilight memes #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #rosalie hale #jasper hale

Imagine disregarding a man's final wish; a wish he speaks while dying. Stay away from the quagmires you horny, HORNY children.

#not twilight #series of unfortunate events #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny don't worry my precious your only friend is a snake #quigley quagmire #isadora quagmire #duncan quagmire #count olaf #fiona #this is also really cute because Olaf is basically saying don't get killed in a fire

rhythmofsnow

reblog if you’re currently writing a book or if you someday hope to write a book.

If you are currently looking for a twenty nineteen mood look not further. Me lying on my bathroom floor, towel around me while my body is in a tight foetal position, me sobbing while done all wrong plays softly in the background.

#twilight #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #done all wrong #2019 #mood

rosalielesbianhale

i wish the twilight cast could see the fandom now because i am 100% sure that every single member of the cast would rather see a crowd of gay and trans 20somethings holding signs that say things like “miss victoria, step on my neck” and “smeyer let rosalie be gay challenge” than a crowd of teen girls and unfulfilled housewives asking them to bite them.

woefulwhoa

every member of that cast is fucking embarrassed by that movie and you should be too

rosalielesbianhale

maybe one day you’ll learn to enjoy things simply because they’re fun.

4forkssake-blog

If you think that Peter Facinelli didn't live his time on set, you are far from wrong

Must I say more..?

#twilight #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #Peter facinelli #Carlisle Cullen

Same energy

Feel free to add on

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Edward really had no reason to yeet Bella into the glass table, smeyer just did it for the Drama™

Like j*sper was being very well constrained by Carlisle and Emmet, and everyone else was protecting Bella. Why smeyer did you have to do that to us?

#twilight #twilight memes #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #Edward Cullen #Bella swan #Emmet Cullen #Carlisle Cullen #Rosalie hale #Alice Cullen #esme cullen #jasper hale

I mean ed and bells relationship had it's ups and downs but like.. nothing will ever compare to the purity of wardo delicately handling his almost dead wife. Like the way his hands frantically moved around her. The way he was stressed to the point of almost hysteria. The way his dry sobs echoed around the room. And I'm not a soft person but, seriously that shit hurted..

#twilight #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #breaking dawn #bella swan #edward cullen

As I was watching beautiful creatures, today this scene really reminded me of a certain new moon Alice.