Thatloser

My birthday is 1/9/99 and I think that's kinda cool

[horny-side]

I need you to tie my hands and feet to the headboard and gag me. When you've finished admiring my body, slide in my pussy with deep, steady strokes and hold a vibrator to my clit. With your other hand, alternate between bruising pinches to my nipples or choking me when I'm cumming. Once I'm a shaky, overstimulated mess. Turn the vibrator off and slowly start pulling out. Ask me if I think I've had enough. Then laugh when I whimper and nod before roughly fucking back into me and turning the vibrator back on to the highest setting. Tell me that you won't stop until you are thoroughly satisfied

[natalieironside]

Democrats will put forward healthcare policies that are like "The best we can do is everybody aged 30-35 who makes exactly $30,000 dollars a year but no more or less and is in perfect health could maybe possibly be eligible to apply for a free finger of whiskey and a minie ball to bite down on" and Republicans will be like "That is literally what communism is"

[sokkagatekeeper]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “ember island” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw some kids our age living a life far more normal and enjoyable than our gilded cage could ever be

my buddy zuko pacing: my father is lying to us

[seaps]

don’t ever put them in a situation

[mevima]

Oh god please turn the sound on

[slushyseals]

My cat came over and looked at me as if I lost my mind. He is acting like he thinks I made these sounds.

[queencaramilflinda]

Brennan went live on Instagram from the set of Game Changer to “defend Elon Musk” and I only managed to record the last 3 minutes of it but its very good.

Odds are that 90% of this will not make the actual ep so I’m posting for posterity

[sul1engirl]

oh you hate me? you see my big beautiful sad brown eyes and you’re gonna hate me?

[sul1engirl]

don’t reblog this and add your eye color this is specifically for brown eyes ONLY

[were--ralph]

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

[spiralstaircased]

The thing about Peggy hill is you see her in some episodes and you might think well this woman has some lesbionic mannerisms. but the truth is she's just one of those very sporty southern moms who inexplicably gets away with not upholding their side of the gender roles even in communities where everyone is kinda expected to do that. Like she kinda gets to do what she wants. Cause she's Peggy that's just how Peggy is. And she has a husband and a kid so they're like ok fine I guess

[spiralstaircased]

Like if you told her she looked gay here she would laugh really awkwardly and be like Well, I hope you mean that as in "happy", because in that case I am positively gay. I am so gay and in love with my wonderful husband Hank. And Hank would be like *texan sigh* Peggy, You can't go around tellin people you're "gay" for me. People are gonna start to get the wrong idea. And then shed accuse Hank of being homophobic and double down

[papayajuan2019]

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

[angelverine]

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

i don't think making fun of the people dehydrating and suffocating to death over a period of several days in a tin can under two miles of water gets less ghoulish when they're rich. It would probably be better if the CEO who cut corners was alive to spend the rest of his life in jail for negligent manslaughter.

Like I understand that the richest man in Pakistan has probably done some evil shit but it's not being righteously anticapitalist to laugh over him watching his teenage son dehydrate and slowly turn ever more blue in front of him

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

an anticapitalist praxis should be compassionate because why the fuck else would you subscribe to it. a few aeronautics CEOs (and a kid not old enough to drink, and an elderly Titanic researcher) dying violently doesn't do anything to advance a greater equality. possible to roll eyes over the stupid things rich people waste money on without being like lololol I'm glad they experienced nonstop hallucinatory fear of a sort that I will be blessed never to comprehend over four endless days they deserved it #guillotine

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

#agree but I understand why the rage at capitalist negligence emerges as lololol

The only capitalist negligence here was the CEO, one of those insane hobby people, cutting safety corners because he wanted to make a lighter submersible that could be reproduced for the extremely tiny niche community of deep sea explorers to become a high-end tourism option. The “capitalist negligence” killed him and four other people, including a 77-year-old man who is responsible for a lot of what we know about the Titanic. You are still saying it’s acceptable that the reaction to that is “haha it’s funny that something as life or death as underwater transportation is so deregulated that one specific guy accidentally killed himself and killed a bunch of other people”. 

Like can we stop goddamn dressing this up in the language of the oppressed. It’s not rage at capitalist negligence, people are just being ghouls

[philosopherking1887]

an anticapitalist praxis should be compassionate because why the fuck else would you subscribe to it.

If people were consistent in their values and principles, yes, the people who are indignant over the suffering of the poor and oppressed would be similarly compassionate to anyone suffering, and would extend their principled opposition to retributive punishment even to those they hold responsible for structural injustices. But people are not consistent, and empathy with the suffering of certain others can turn all too easily into a vindictive thirst for revenge, just as surely as resentment for one's own suffering can.

What people need to recognize is that if they're not consistent in their objection to retributive punishment and other preventable suffering, their indignation is not as moral as they think it is.

[bogleech]

at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

[crustywhitedogenthusiast]

habby birthdya to this cement guzzling little freak 🥺❤️❤️

[necrowtic]

its wednesday but at least im bisexual

[cistematicchaos]

Image Description: A repost of an instagram post from @/teawithqj, with picture of Imani Barbarin, a Black disability blogger and actor, seated on a bench outside, grinning, with her name printed in pink beside her, with a quote reading:

“I’ve never once overcome my disability, but I have overcome the desire to slap someone every day of my life. 

And that’s what should be celebrated.”

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[depsidase]