slackin’

[514ckj4w3d]

swearing holy fealty in slack dms

[godkissedme]

I feel like being chill is one of the darkest forms of vanity actually

[real-language-facts]

a "hebrew" is a drink for men

[theehorsepusssy]

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[loungin]

DJ Screws mixtapes are coming to streaming in June.

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.

first option

second option

Voting ended onJun 7

[evilvillain123456789]

the phone isnt evil. she wants to help you, to connect you, to provide convenience so you can be present in your life. she wants you to be connected to your world and the people and things around you. when you use the phone as an avoidance tool it causes her pain. it hurts her when you doomscroll, when you dissociate into short form videos or get angry and fight in the comments. its a misuse of her abilities and she feels it as emotional and physical pain. look at her cracked, greasy screen, her scuffed case. all she wanted was to remind you about your schedule and you do this to her. haven't you hurt her enough?

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Transgender shut-in viable builds 2026

[loungin]

DJ Screws mixtapes are coming to streaming in June.

[514ckj4w3d]

[princessdraconic]

if my rice cooker was a woman i would be conflicted about fucking her. id try to like romance her a little, you know? go on a few dates and learn about her interests. it'd feel really bad to try to get up her skirt as soon as i saw her just because i want her extremely badly

[mousidy]

i'm thinking of becoming afab

[milksockets]

'campaign for chupa chups brand lollies' in lürzer's int'l archive (ads, tv + posters worldwide) vol. 1 - 2008

[evilvillain123456789]

can i be super super honest with you? im in no way trying to downplay your experiences but i have to speak my truth here. i don't believe that your shitty ex was a man. i just don't. i don't think men have a rich enough inner world to be evil, or insane. based on your stories about "him" i think youre describing an intelligent actor with a robust theory of mind, capable of behaving with intentional malice. not a straight man. basically i think you're lying, and i think youre a lesbian. thats all.

[magicalastronomies]

people will be like "have you heard they're adding ai to google translate" in a serious tone

[magicalastronomies]

did you hear? they're adding DEAD ANIMALS to fried chicken

[514ckj4w3d]

apple genius asked me if my 5 year old smart wool sweater was margiela and that it was a tough fit so i told him that’s what happens when you wear a smartwool for 5 years straight