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[dissociativehatred]

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[dissociativehatred]

The kid has got a dark side…

Best believe it’s the last trick up his sleeve

The kid has got a dark side..

That you don’t wanna meet at all…

Reblog this post.

[demoninspanks]

Did you know amazon is forcing employees positive with COVID-19 to come into work? This is a major lawsuit waiting to happen! So far there has already been an outbreak of COVID-19 inside of if their facilities. Instead of containing it and making sure the ones who are tested positive are quarantined they are making them work!

This came from a friend of the family who has been tested positive. INSANITY!

This is a fucking disgusting deplorable endangerment of their employees. Do not order from Amazon until they get their fucking shit together!

Please Share and spread this post.

[demoninspanks]

Turning around, she gave a little yelp at the sudden snapping of ghoulish jaws in her face and jumps back, away from the clone and into Beetlejuice. She swallowed hard, turning her head to chuckle nervously in response. "You're a little too good at that." she chirped, spinning around again as her burned red with embarrassment at being so easily startled. "But I guess fair is fair?" She tugged her shirt up over her head and dropped it to the ground beside her.

He grinned darkly as he watched her pull her shirt off. Suddenly his tongue shot from his mouth and licked the side of her face before it slithered back into his mouth.

“Keep going... I believe the deal was clothes. Not clothe.”

[demoninspanks]

"Come scare me? If you do it well my clothes might fall off."

Beetlejuice grins lewdly as his tongue snakes out of his mouth and swipes over his lips.

“Well... *snort* Jeez babes. An offer I can’t refuse.”

A clone appears behind you and taps you on your shoulder. Once you turn it’s head cracks open and the face of a ghastly creature with gnashing teeth rises up and snaps it’s jaws in your face.

[demoninspanks]

"So Mr. Juice, how are you doing this fine apocalypse day?"

“Well, same old same old. Giving houses enemas, pushing out the breathers. All that jazz.”

[demoninspanks]

Miss you Beej!!!

“I miss ya too stranger on the internet!”

Beej solutes.

[demoninspanks]

The best cover I’ve done of Dead Mom!

[letzoespoilyou]

Celebrating the joy that is Ben Daniels and Alfonso Herrera from The Exorcist Tv show.

Just finished recording the second ep of the podcast Devils in the Detail and was feeling the love @herbeloved82 and @pandorathexplora

[granpappy-winchester-deactivate]

“I do trust you. But when this is all over, whatever it is you’re doing, you and I are going to open up a bottle of bourbon and have a long, long talk.“ “You think I’m sticking around after this, then?” “Stick around. We get in the truck, go for a drive. See where we land.” “Sounds so normal.” “You say that like it’s a bad thing.” “What about my work?” “Retire?” “Thank you, Peter. For everything.” 

[demoninspanks]

💞Thank you for existing 💞 Send this to 10 people who you think deserve a sweet and kind message in their inbox💕

Thank you sweetie! I don’t do chain mail, but you sending me love is always appreciated.

[lipt-97]

sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school

[film-bones]

this movie was so fucking savage 

[awkwordalex]

It’s important to know all these happened within like 60 seconds of each other

[hereliesbeetlejuice]

.......they literally are their characters tho like this is just canon

[hoodoo12]

okay, this one make me laugh

[maryjanewatscns]

I wanted you to look up to me. I let you down, man. I let you down. You’re the best of all of us, Miles. You’re on your way. Just keep going. Just keep going. 

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2019) dir. Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman

[demoninspanks]

Love you!

lol, don’t know if that was for me or beej but love you too lovely and so does he!

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.