ME!!!!🤗

“We’re all MAD here” ~ Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland) 23🇬🇹

[524fangirl9479]

Unfortunately, I am literally thinking of another Blaise Zabini/Ron Weasley fic idea!!

For this idea, it’s more along the lines of Blaise being rather a nuisance in bed, but that’s because it’s sort of a KNOWN fact that he doesn’t like to do all the work when he’s having sex; he will fuck them, but he doesn’t stay in that position because he’s like “it’s tiring and you sought me out, so why do I have to do all the work for this??”

Then, suddenly, somehow in some way, Blaise and Ron end up getting together a few weeks later - maybe a month later. And Ron had NEVER heard those stories about how Blaise is in bed, because it is NOT the same for him. If anything, Blaise literally is constantly saying that he LIVES TO SERVE RON and please him and whatnot!! Like, this man is OBSESSED and DOWN BAD for Ronald Weasley, so he is a totally different person for Ron. He fucks him however he wants - and Ron is literally like a pillow princess because of Blaise because the man absolutely HATES when Ron so much as lifts a finger whenever they have sex as he wants to do everything for him.

So, when Ron is out with his friends (the Unholy Bottoms that is Theo, Draco, and Ron) and they’re talking about their partners, along with figuring out different muggle things, it eventually leads to Theo and Draco being SO curious about Ron and Blaise’s sex life - asking stuff like, “is he as crude as everyone says he is??” and “I heard he like never goes too long with fucking someone, so does he also have you do all the work??” and more stuff like that. At that, Ron is utterly baffled and laughing, not out of embarrassment or the crassness of their questions, but because he thinks they’re messing with him with stupid jokes or those idiotic rumors he’s heard about Blaise. When they look just as confused and dumbfounded as Ron, after a lot of talking, they eventually all realize that they have very different views of Blaise.

Draco and Theo had heard that Blaise never does all of the work in a random with someone because he’s not the one seeking it out, so he may fuck them with a few thrusts, but then the person always ends up riding him or fucking themselves on him or something like that; Ron, however, is at a loss for words because Blaise is NEVER like that with him! Blaise, if anything, hates it whenever Ron goes to ride him - not because he doesn’t like it, but because he wants to please Ron himself and “not have him lift a single finger” (as he says) - so Ron has gladly taken the title of “pillow princess” within their relationship because, if anything, Blaise is the one who is more than happy to do everything when it comes to their sex life.

Sure, Ron has tried (key word is tried) convincing Blaise to let him ride him at least once before he gets either picked up and fucked up into or flipped over as Blaise destroys his guts that way, but no matter how many times he tries, just when he thinks Blaise is going to let him continue, Blaise always takes over because he doesn’t want Ron to “lift a finger” cause he’s Blaise’s love or “pillow princess” and whatnot.

The “pillow princess” thing started as a joke that Ron, initially, hated, but eventually, Ron grew the confidence to use that against his boyfriend, so he owned up to it and teases Blaise by stripping himself to get his boyfriend to fuck him (Ron has only ever gotten so far as dropping his robes because after that, Blaise rushes over to immediately take over and have his way with Ron), so it always works.

Which, after that explanation, Draco and Theo are not only shocked, but utterly in awe at the power Ron has over their friend that they can’t help but applaud him and such. It then leads to their night of figuring out what a muggle VHS tape does - which doesn’t go that well because you need a VHS player.

When Ron returns home (to the place with his boyfriend because Blaise asked him almost instantly to move in, which isn’t as crazy because Ron, obviously, said yes), Ron can’t help but tease his boyfriend by bringing up the conversation he had with his friends; Sure, Blaise never denies how rather rude and sometimes heartless he was prior to Ron, but that’s only because they were never the right fit, so when he found that in Ron, he wanted to simply do everything he could to prove to him that Ron was nothing Blaise’s past flings, but Ron doesn’t care about that. He really only brings it up because he wants to tease Blaise and provoke him a bit by saying things like on how he wants to fuck himself on Blaise’s cock, maybe even with a dildo as Blaise watches, and as he’s saying this, he’s giving his boyfriend a torturously slow strip tease, but it gets stopped the second he gets to the buttons of his shirt because Blaise is on him in an instant and rushing to do everything himself. It also doesn’t help that Ron is absolutely smitten at the reaction he got from Blaise, which is what he wanted, and very bratty at that for not getting his way on riding his boyfriend, but Blaise doesn’t care because he loves putting his bratty boyfriend in his place - which was Ron’s plan all along, even if he is a little annoyed at still not being allowed to ride his boyfriend, but he guesses he’ll live with this power he has on the Blaise Zabini.

But that is just a thought I had. Hope someone can write it cause it just came to me and I’m literally now overflowing with ideas for Blaise/Ron cause I’m like so deep in the rabbit hole and there is NOT ENOUGH of them!!😭😭

[524fangirl9479]

GAD and major depression is a CHOICE and I choose NOT to have it, so bam! it’s done - gone, like the wind

I’m healed😌🙏

[524fangirl9479]

Okay! So I’m back at it with the Blaise/Ron or Ron/Blaise ideas!!

I was literally on TikTok watching edits of Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier when I started thinking of how DEADLY he is even before he became the Winter Soldier - Comic Book Bucky Barnes in the army was literally DEADLY, guys! Y’all don’t understand.

Anyway!! I’m getting off topic!

So, being down BAD for Blaise/Ron, I made it fit for them cause I basically have like a master degree in that now - turning everything into Blaise/Ron. I was thinking about Blaise and how intimidating he could be because of his rather evident poker-face that nobody could break, not even his flings and whatnot.

He has a crush on Ron Weasley, right? And Ron doesn’t know about it, ONLY Blaise’s friends do - Draco, Theo, and Pansy - so they just casually bring him up in conversation now. The thing is, they NEVER say how scary Blaise can be cause they, obviously, don’t want to deter Ron away from the guy. So, they simply say things like, “oh, yeah, Blaise is back from Italy” or “Blaise goes to that restaurant cause he loves the food” or “Blaise wouldn’t mind meeting you” cause, let’s say they haven’t seen one another since Hogwarts.

Ron has HEARD OF Blaise, even from their time in Hogwarts, but literally never had a conversation with the guy - at least to his knowledge or recollection (Blaise would say otherwise) - so he just shrugs off the comments and continues on with his life.

It isn’t until one day when Blaise is introduced to him at his work cause the man is a Curse-Breaker (somehow in some way he has not been teamed with the Aurors, but let’s just say he does that on purpose cause he is worried about scaring off the redhead) and they do a mission together.

Ron, obviously not knowing about Blaise having a reputation for being rather scary and intimidating, casually calls Blaise by random nicknames whenever he wants on their mission - think like “Blaisey” and “Blaise the Curse-Breaker Zabini” and “Blaisey Boy” and maybe even something like “Blitzy” or something along those lines - to which Blaise just DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT!! All of his past flings knew to NEVER give him nicknames cause he would always give them this rather deadly piercing stare that they knew not to get attached and also to NEVER do that again, but he DOESN’T tell Ron not to. No glare, no warning, NOTHING! He just lets it happen.

Queue, them getting maybe close or something like work friends when Ron is like getting comfortable some more, even though he’s still oblivious to the man’s feelings toward him, so he starts to get rather touchy with Blaise because whenever he’s close with his friends, he gets comfortable and rather touchy: He hugs Harry, he always rests his head on Hermione’s lap to get some head scratches, he snuggles with Theo and Draco whenever they have their weekly hang out at either of their places, and so forth. So, he starts doing this to Blaise: He touches his face because sometimes he claims he’s “drawing his face” and he’ll hug his arm whenever he wants cause he gets tired being an Auror and whatnot; he’ll literally jump on his back when he claims his feet are hurting him and wants to be carried to their destination - which might just be his office, the pub where they’re meeting up with their friends, or whatever; Ron will literally snuggle with him cause he is tired from training or maybe he wants some head scratches and whatnot.

No matter what he does, Blaise NEVER STOPS HIM!! He never glares or doesn’t go through with it or anything. So Ron literally isn’t scared of him or anything cause Blaise lets him!!

Then, one day, they’re just hanging out with one another when Ron is “painting his face” with his fingers or leaning on him cause he’s tired when Blaise suddenly gets called for some work thing and excuses himself to take the call. That’s when someone walks over to Ron and is looking at him in awe and almost like he’s some sort of dragon tamer or something. It eventually leads to the conversation being very confusing for Ron, because he gets almost “interrogated” per se by the stranger who keeps saying stuff like “Blaise Zabini lets you do that stuff to him??? How? Why? What did you do?? You must be an absolute monster in bed for him to allow you to do that. I bet he met his match with you” and other stuff like that. And when the person sees Blaise coming back, he runs away before he gets vaporized by his terrifying stare, which leaves Ron utterly confused and also kind of shy after hearing everything that Blaise has done in the past. Because Blaise, in his eyes, is literally such a softy. He cuddles, he may put on this facade that he’s annoyed even though he lets it happen, and he sometimes even smiles or laughs at the things Ron does to him.

When Blaise returns to their little outing, Ron can’t help but ask about it, to which Blaise battles with lying or being honest. He eventually goes for the latter and says that he lets Ron because he’s the first person who isn’t scared of him - which is, technically true, but not the entire truth about his massive crush on the man who is clearly as oblivious as Harry Potter. Ron then goes on this little rant because he’s genuinely baffled by that notion - saying things “scared of you? What on Earth would I be scared of you for?? You’re like a baby crup or a little niffler. You’re not scary. Who said you’re scary, Blaise? Do you want me to say something? I’m very good at confrontation, believe it or not.” He affirmed because he considers Blaise a friend now and he would do anything for his friends. Blaise can’t help but look amused for the defense because, in all honesty, he is at fault for making people think that by never letting them do the things he allows Ron to do simply because he only loves Ron.

But anyway, somehow in some way, a few days later, Ron eventually finds out about Blaise’s feelings but surprisingly not from their friends. From past flings and whatnot. They literally keep coming up to him, saying “it’s such a nice surprise to see Blaise Zabini find the one, and sure, it hurt when I wasn’t his exception, or any of us, really, but I can tell that he was simply waiting for you. It’s written all over his face. He’s clearly in love” and just stuff like that. Maybe by like, the 10th person that comes up to him with a very similar speech, it finally clicks. So, finally, Ron confronts him and asks for the truth, if Blaise is actually as “in love” with him as everyone else claims, but Blaise still keeps his composure and is kind of being a little shit by asking, “what brought this up” when Ron takes a step closer to him, repeating himself, “I asked you a question, Blaise Zabini. I want an answer” he said, his tone rather intimidating to the both of them with how affirmative he was, but then he continues speaking when he knows he can’t break that man without spilling first, so he adds, “because if it’s not true, then I guess I have to find someone else cause I am starting to fall foe you, Blaise. Maybe not love or anything, but you have to give me a chance to be where you are, if you do actually feel that way” and that’s when Blaise’s rather unbreakable exterior snaps because he looks so relieved, thankful, and almost out of breath as he finally relaxes and smiles. “I love you, Ronald Weasley. I do. I can never get over you. I promise” he spoke certainly as he moved closer to kiss him and also melted into it because this is exactly what he had wanted since he could remember.

When they do end up getting together, of course Ron is absolutely downright arrogant and annoying about being the ONLY ONE Blaise allows to do those things with, but Blaise doesn’t care because he absolutely loves spoiling Ron. He just smiles, kisses him, and pulls him closer to keep holding him, while their friends act annoyed by rolling their eyes or fake gagging or pleading with Blaise to stop allowing Ron to be so smug, but they all know their friends also love it. They love finally seeing Blaise be happy and whatnot, while Ron is literally never going to let Blaise live this down.

It is exactly what Ron wants, though. He wants to keep bringing it up and teasing his boyfriend because that just means later, when they’re alone at either of their places, Blaise is going to have his way with him and basically use him like he is one of his favorite dolls or toys with how absolutely primal and animalistic Blaise gets with him - it’s literally downright possessive because Blaise just finally has Ron and wants to almost hide him away from the world until Ron literally doesn’t want anyone except Blaise. But that’s a whole different thing, so Ron still gets absolutely spoiled, no matter what, by Blaise because who is Blaise to turn down anyone as beautiful and perfect as Ronald Weasley??

Okay, that’s just my idea. Again, it would be a dream come true if @daddiesdrarryy could write this or even incorporate this into a Blaise/Ron fic, but it is what it is.

[524fangirl9479]

I am DEEP in the Blaise/Ron or Ron/Blaise rabbit hole!!

2 things!!

1) I am in DIRE NEED of more fics for them cause I think I have read all that I can possibly find, so anyone else let me know!!

2) I had this thought - now hear me out!! okay!! Just-just-just HEAR ME OUT!!! Okay??? Please!!!

For another Blairon fic (obviously, at least for me, the TOP is Blaise and the BOTTOM is Ron cause that’s the only way I see it, but respect to y’all who don’t):

- it is an ABO fic where they are accidentally bonded or mated or whatever else like that works

- Blaise is still a playboy/fuckboy and Ron is a VIRGIN before they bond/mate/whatever!!

- and I know people typically prefer Ron to be jealous and whatnot, I want this one to have him simply curious!! NOT jealous!! so, when Omega’s come up to flirt with Blaise and maybe they continue with their situation that they were in when they together or whatnot and started calling him “sir” or “master” or whatever else it could be. Blaise, obviously isn’t interested in them at all, but because it’s Blaise, Ron can’t tell because the man is always completely composed, and sure, Ron is insecure, but not jealous… yet (THAT comes later once he’s fully realized his feelings) because how can he compare to those beautiful people that Blaise personally picked out and now he is accidentally mated to the man who so clearly wants out of it to go back to screwing anything with a pulse and whatnot.

The thing is, with whatever play or thing Blaise and his former flings were doing, Ron can’t help but be curious about it, so he asks about it. Obviously, he is like, “oh, sorry if that was too personal or weird, I just, well, I never had any other experience aside from… well, you obviously know that experience, but do they like it?” And then, once he gets over his awkwardness from the initial questions, he literally starts to SPIRAL!! And all of the questions are just pouring out of him now!! With different things as Blaise, still as composed as ever because God forbid he shows even a sense of confusion or whatever, answers honestly, but is also too in his own head about whether or not Ron is jealous or honest about his simple curiosity (he hopes it’s the first one, obviously). And Ron can’t help his questions because, sure, he’s friends with Drago and Theo who are slutty twinks (affectionate) so he knows about that stuff, but he’s never witness it EVER with the way those people or one person did to Blaise in front of him, so he just keeps asking a variety of different things about EVERYTHING!!

“I wonder what made them interested in that? What made you interested in that or even realize you like it? Hmm, no, you don’t need to answer that cause it’s probably personal and I won’t pry” Ron waved off in a bored manner as he continued on with his previous survey of questions, “but did you ever hurt them? Like, actually hurt them? If so, are there safe words? Actually, if you did hurt them in a way they never outright said they allowed or permitted or whatever the contract says, then did they come back? Did they enjoy it? Ooh, did they ever avoid you or hate you? Did you ever talk about it afterward?” He looked at him before drifting off in thought, “I wonder how that conversation went cause I mean, it’s sex and whatnot, sounds like BDSM, but it’s probably awkward on both sides. I mean, it would be for me at least, but that’s because I’ve never done that before.” At that, it sparked something in his eyes and he returns to looking at the man, “you had to have had a first time with that, so how did that go? Were you ever like the pet or something? Do they teach you about that? Like start you off with someone is like almost a teacher for that stuff or just throw you in the deep in and let you swim for yourself or whatever? Actually, do they have someone there who is experienced and like sort of direct you or whatnot - whatever wouldn’t make that too weird.” He frowned in thought and just went back to his previous state of curiosity for the umpteenth time. “Ya know, this is kind of crazy cause I wonder how that first person must have felt with you. Were you a virgin at that time, so then they might have a completely different experience than everyone after that. Or-or-or did you already have sex and were looking for a different outlet? I wonder what leads a person to that job though. Do they get paid? How do they get asked for that job? Is it like almost a modeling scout or something where someone is like asking around for people interested in crazy things like that or do you actually need to be established in like a club like that?”

And it KEEPS going for SO long!! Blaise is actually surprised with how many questions are simply pouring out of the redhead when all Ron had said was that he had a few questions. He would hate to see how many he suddenly he had once he was actually able to get a word in edge wise to ANSWER said questions.

And that happens a lot. Blaise is rather amused by Ron’s curiosity and how he doesn’t let that stop him from caring about his feelings, even though Blaise really has nothing to hide about it, but it’s still very admirable and it would be something that would make him fall for the man if he wasn’t already blindly in love with him. So, Blaise makes this sort of agreement or offer or suggestion (whatever the right word for that is) and says that Ron can ask him however many questions before bed and then the next day, same thing. But it’s always in the comfort and safety of their bed that they have to share because of their bond and whatnot. Ron agrees, but doesn’t immediately start because he’s so busy thinking of what to start with as he is clearly trying to figure out the most “vital” or “crucial” questions first before he can go back to asking more.

That night, Ron is busy asking questions to even really care about sleep while Blaise can’t help but look at him with nothing but love in his eyes for the man’s simple curiosity and he is thinking that if they do get this bond broken, it is going to be all the more painful for him to have to leave Ron who is so pure and perfect in his eyes that it just might kill him.

But, yeah, I just this thought. I would absolutely LOVE it if @daddiesdrarryy could write it, but that’s just a dream, so this is probably going to stay in my head or stay a thought on my page

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[inquisitor-runa]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[524fangirl9479]

Request for Photo Designers/Editors!!

I have this photo that I really want to use for a project (it’s not due for another month, so we chillin’) but I can NOT fix the text in the picture!! I have no idea how to and I’ve tried SO much, but it never works cause I don’t know what I’m doing!!

If ANYONE can help who is good with editing photos and whatnot, then please do cause I REALLY wanna use this picture for my class project/presentation.

Thank y’all!!😘💞💞

[524fangirl9479]

Steve Rogers vs Tattoos

I was looking at this one fact that said "Steve Rogers personally hates tattoos" and literally started dying from laughter (I'm over tired, whateves) because Chris Evans, who obviously plays Cap, has tons of tattoos and was just imagining Steve Rogers coming to life one day when they're acting, seeing Chris Evans maybe off set with his tattoos showing, and then giving this man a lecture about having tattoos cause he hates them and I literally fell out of my bed from laughter, but just wanted to let you know that Steve Rogers hates tattoos whereas Chris Evans has some.

[524fangirl9479]

So, recently I've been watching the Captain America trilogy and was looking up Steve's symptoms before receiving the serum.

This man had so many problems, but one in particular I wanna focus on is that he had color blindness.

With that in mind, I was just imagining Steve acting like Spider-Man Noir with colors once he sees them. While I don't know what he would see because everyone with color blindness sees things differently (my uncle sees some colors, but others are switched, whereas my friend has the unfortunate symptom of seeing almost everything in black and white).

I was just imagining that, let's say, Steve had the type of color blindness where he sees things mostly in black and white, how he would react after receiving the serum and suddenly bothering/exclaiming in happiness to Bucky about all of the different colors he sees. I can also imagine him before the serum. Steve is always guessing colors, like Noir; he constantly asks Bucky, "This is... purple?" And Bucky just has to do that with him all the time because Steve is just a curious bean until he can finally see the colors. But then I start thinking that if he sees in primarily black and white, then he would probably ask Bucky or someone else there, like Howard or Peggy, to help him decipher which colors are which as he has never seen them in full effect like he is now, so he not only starts bugging them, but also being really jittery around all of the colors and gets excited when he names them correctly.

Just a thought. You can ignore me. I'm rambling and have many thoughts on this!

Okay, bye!

[524fangirl9479]

I was rewatching the Ghostbusters movie when I noticed this clip and laughed at how he calmed the woman down from her little episode by overdramatizing and basically threatening a fellow employee on behalf of the customer

Later, at work, I decided to see if that thing works, so I tried it

not only does it work, but it makes the customers not only realize how insane they’re being, but it also makes them SUPER embarrassed about their previous outburst/tantrum over something so stupid

Example:

The customer I was talking to at register was getting really agitated by her rewards not working, so she started blaming anyone in the store who worked there, aside from me, as I tried to help her. Testing my new found strategy for handling these situations, I decided to go over the top (thankfully, nobody else was there to hear me say this), “I am terribly sorry about your rewards not working, ma’am. I will see fit that whoever is in charge of your rewards will be fired from their job, but also left homeless until they die a sad and painful death.” The woman just stared at me and blinked for a few seconds with her mouth agape before getting this sheepish and embarrassed look on her face, “well, I mean, I don’t want them to be fired” to which I gave her an honest to God confused look, “but, ma’am, is that not what you said earlier?” and that got her to just brush it iff and say, “oh, no! I was joking! I mean, it’s just $5, I can live with it. Lemme pay the bill” and then went on with it before she left.

this is a great save, y’all! just saying!!

(if y’all have ever seen the 2016 Ghostbusters movie with Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig, then this is a clop from that movie)

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

[524fangirl9479]

So, I was in my little depressed state/mood over the weekend when I remembered this TikTok trend where the person would buy a thing of chapstick and when it finished, they would k$ll themselves.

I wasn’t thinking about anything like that (su$c$de or anything related to it), but I did want to get out of that state of mind, so I tried to think of something else.

In the midst of me doing that, I started laughing because one of the ways I try to get out of that mindset is I try to incorporate it into my characters for fanfic, so I started thinking of funny incidents as to how that would happen (specifically to Tony Stark because I love Stony); I thought of sad yet funny scenarios where Tony is trying to commit, but NOTHING is going his way when it comes down to it - he plans on jumping off a bridge and they’re doing construction or something so he can’t, he wants to do the chapstick trend but because of his careless self he lost it, he went in the line of fire during a mission as he was ready to d$e and it ended at that moment because one of his team members took the bad guy down, and so on - until him and Steve get together. So, all in all, the moral of the story is to not let one terrible moment(s) (or a few) of depression stop you from meeting the love of your life!

[mzuul]

“The sluttiest thing Draco can do is wear lingerie”

WRONG.

the sluttiest thing he can do is wear a 3 peice suit that snatches his waist.

[knebellindemann]

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you

[misinterpretedmythology]

616 Tony, angrily: I would die for you!

616 Steve, angrier: Well I would die for you!

1610 Tony, smirking: I would die for you, Darling.

1610 Steve, so done: I fuckin' know.

AA Tony, lovingly: I would die for you.

AA Steve: Not if I die for you first.

MCU Tony, stoically: I would die for you, Rogers.

MCU Steve, tiredly: So would I if that's what it takes.

EMH Tony: I would die for you!

EMH Steve, softly: Please don't.

[pussypopstar]

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

[ashprince-of-bel-air]

Just third degree yearns for all my fictional husbands.