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she/they/it 🐝

[58waspsinatrenchcoat]

[worstgirleva]

Red sentences are true. Lies cannot walk on them.

Yellow sentences are electric. They will shock you.

Green sentences are alarms. If you read them, you will have to debate against me.

Orange sentences are orange-scented. They will make you smell delicious.

Blue sentences are filled with water. Swim through if you like, but if you smell like oranges the piranhas will debate you.

Also, if a blue sentence is next to a yellow one, the water will also electrocute you.

Purple sentences are slippery. You will slide to the next one. However, the slippery soap smells like lemons, which piranhas detest.

Purple and blue are safe.

Finally, pink sentences. They don't do anything. Read them all you like.

How was that? Understand?

[crazysodomite]

using belarusian rubles as the universal currency instead of dollars

[crazysodomite]

my magnificent basya

[necromancelena]

I like that she looks anxious and on edge

[necromancelena]

she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"

[necromancelena]

hey spit that out! drop it! hey!

[thyrell]

[tommytornadoes]

The Grink

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[donotfollowthisaccount101]

[crazysodomite]

she yuckied her popa

and then she DIED!!!

[basyacriptid]

[thydungeongal]

I have posted before about how sometimes well-meaning attempts at running D&D without some of the more unfortunate dynamics can often backfire but in a way where most people don't even register it backfiring. Because when you take the step of "oh D&D's various 'evil humanoids' don't just exist in a vacuum and given the renfaire colonialism on display it's kind of impossible not to read them as somewhat racialized" many people will then go "okay but we still need some people who player characters should be allowed to kill guilt-free, so let's replace 'orcs' with 'bandits' because killing bad criminal people is perfectly ideologically neutral." At that point it's like "okay so your characters are no longer the racist kill squad, now they're just the Tough on Crime Vigilantes."

But I feel I should make clear that D&D the game itself is not exactly at fault here: like, okay, it is sort of at fault in the sense that it is a game of fantasy killing people with swords and magic. And it is easier for people to accept the killing with people with swords and magic part when they can imagine that their characters are at least to a degree justified. That is sort of just built into the game (and the game has built into its lore varying levels of making the fantasy of killing certain types of guy justifiable).

But D&D is not at fault for making people go "okay so it's bad when you kill orcs simply because they're orcs. It's better when you kill people who are bandits, who are a class of evil criminals where killing them is actually wholesome and sensible." Like, yeah, most people probably don't think about it that deeply, but the reason people don't think about it that deeply is ultimately ideological.

And the ideology is basically "it is bad to be racist but it's good to be a tough on crime vigilante."

[landmineblogging]

there must be something more this withered husk of a body can still accomplish that's worth paying for the roof over its head every month

[landmineblogging]

imagine if you could get paid for having a cool blog..

[landmineblogging]

[biblical-figures]

[jacobtheloofah]

Visit Original Link

side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[58waspsinatrenchcoat]

[pankendev]

her tits and balls outnumbered my dick 4 to 1

[albva]

au idea

[albva]

part 2

did you guys know this is the first time i post a drawing of humans that arent kris deltarune

[gaster-follower]

small rant that applies to both tumblr and twitter-

when the weird route was first discovered back after chapter 2's release, it was common for posts to be tagged with "weird route" or "snowgrave" because everyone aknowledged that this stuff was disturbing and not everyone would want to see it. so what happened to that? with chapter 5 it's been especially bad. i can't go a single day without seeing art of kris and noelle killing themselves (y'know. suicide. a triggering topic for a lot of people)((don't argue semantics with me "they're going out of bounds" and the imagery is still 100% suicide so no you're not making any kind of point here)) and similar shit no matter how many things i mute. did everyone just become desensitized or something? why did we as a fandom stop logically thinking "hey, maybe this fucked up side route of the game with many upsetting scenes isn't for everyone"? idk about anyone else but i personally think it would be great it we all could go back to tagging that stuff. there's a reason i've never done the weird route and that's never going to change so it would be super cool if i wasn't constantly forced to see things that make me viscerally uncomfortable. just some food for thought.

[bananars6]

not my joke