Matt

22 / other: phonegreeks

[elexecution]

shower beer but its a coke zero instead

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

Rotate the bottle of Mane & Tail so that people can see that you use Horse Shampoo.

[nickyflowers]

i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Der lästige Kavalier (The Annoying Gentleman), by Berthold Woltze, 1874.

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

that is a "hello darkness my old friend" face if I ever saw one.

[safetynot9uaranteed]

Cybersmith off his shits

[marzipanandminutiae]

keep in mind also that this girl is

A. A teenager, since her hair is almost fully down (the longer skirt and her traveling alone make me think maybe 14-15), and

B. In mourning, as evidenced by her entirely matte and unornamented black dress, gloves, and hat

so this guy is pestering a young girl who's just lost someone close to her, in absence of clear social cues meant to convey exactly that

[shinyhappygoth]

I recently saw it pointed out elseTumblr that, a remarkably easy detail to miss, she is going for her hatpin. The clear social cues are about to escalate.

[lyricwritesprose]

I for one think that is very valid of her and that hatpinning That Guy should still be considered a socially acceptable and perhaps even laudable option.

[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[triflesandparsnips]

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

[catchymemes]

[burningfudge]

the uhc shooting is kinda funny because it involves healthcare, gun violence, and wealth inequality

this is the most american crime ever

[shoezuki]

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

[assorted-thoughts-and-feelings]

For everyone who doesn’t spend their time on Reddit, here’s the equally wild follow up that OP referenced in the tags.

[stream]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[firefox-official]

i truly cannot tell if you're some kind of lesbian or gay man or cis guy or bisexual or a straight woman or a furry or some fucked up combination but i do know you're a cunt

[dragon-in-a-fez]

perfect new meme template just dropped

[dragon-in-a-fez]

example usage

[dragon-in-a-fez]

wait I'm not done

[roseforviolet]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

[stargatebarbie]

[viralfrog]

[todaysbird]

very cool but also kind of a dick move

[5feetsapart]

sounds like a hozier song

[space-or-privacy]

get stabbin, folks

[atlaskrr]

we've done it again folks

[xxrrisxx]

Sometimes I'm terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts.

Edgar Allan Poe

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]