why am I here?

[allthatispeculiar]

[5h4dytu]

@oh-great-autistic-gay

[dogdaysareover365]

Grace is only taller by two inches, but those two inches annoy the fuck out of Simon. Grace is secretly smug about it and uses it subtly whenever they fight

[kuuuuuro]

i haven’t been on tumblr for a hot minute. did markiplier fuck ryan gosling?

[5h4dytu]

[oh-great-autistic-gay]

You ever want to be a good friend but feel like you’re annoying while doing it but feel bad not doing it?

[5h4dytu]

Girly, trust, you ain't the bad friend, I am, I'm just terrible at communicating and I've been feeling like shit because I keep on forgetting to take my meds

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[pocketzsandy]

Sick!

[5h4dytu]

Nice, it wandered upon my dash!

[lordbaba]

Dear Markiplier,

We are shipping you with Ryan Gosling. Yay!

Sincerely, Nicolas.

[5h4dytu]

@markiplier

[moiko17-ao3requestshere]

Yo, what's your ao3? You've mentioned in the past that you upload there, but you've never actually given your ao3 out.

It’s Moiko17, it should be in my user? If it’s not I need to fix that

[5h4dytu]

Oh god, I'm kinda stupid, I never actually read your username, I apologise

[peachblossom-odyssey]

Rocky bringing Grace to Erid but in his haste to get them to start working on the food problem he forgets to describe what Grace ‘looks’ like, so the Eridian scientists and doctors eager to meet the alien open the door and what lurches out is a tall long horrifically thin shape with protruding teeth crowded around a wet orifice, long limbs that bend and sway oddly tipped with creepy long fingers made of dozens of little bones, organs on full display and a squishy loud body

Pov you’re an Eridian meeting an alien for the first time

[zzephyrizz]

Okay but imagine they do get context and actually this tall spindly creature is extremely fragile, light as a feathers and not built for your gravity. On top of that, it lives a fraction of your lifespan and can barely hear.

[5h4dytu]

It can barely hear, but if you're standing in front of it, it knows exactly where you are

[5h4dytu]

@the-only-useful-lesbian u good?

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Flu

[5h4dytu]

Understandable, I hope you get better soon 😔

[nico-di-genova]

Grace looking at Ilyukhina and Yao’s photos, of them with people who loved them, who will mourn them, and then the single photo of himself alone. He shouldn’t be jealous, he is the “lucky” one who survived the coma, but he can’t help the twinge of hurt he feels at understanding no one back home is looking up at the stars for him.

Grace not realizing it’s not him in the photo at all, but instead it’s Colt. Colt who spends the rest of his life watching the sky and hoping against hope that his brother will one day come home.

[5h4dytu]

@the-only-useful-lesbian u good?

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[brawltogethernow]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

[totally-cis-offical]

It has no feathers, therefore it is a man

#making the joke worse

[5h4dytu]

It has no lungs, therefore fish

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[stealthetrees]

If Adrian and Rocky have kids Grace is gonna be more emotional about it then both of them combined. Then he names them all after sonic the hedgehog characters.

[5h4dytu]

@aroace-rylandgrace

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[spicymochi]

your month, your flower friend!

[thelostpretzel]

I AM PENGUIN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[loveridden1999]

which ao3 tag are you?

[harharhar29]

KEKEKEKKKEKEKEKE

[5h4dytu]

Lmao, I'm not surprised.